Matt

A mid-pubescent boy who often exerts his dominance over others through cup pong although he is not that good. His friends often let him win in order to keep him from crying.

I had to let Matt win again so he didn’t cry during class

by Young boyG October 10, 2019

Matt

A small kid that is normally mentally retarted. Tells everyone how good he is at things yet he never gets good marks. Loves looking at cursed and odd things on the internet. Normally has a weird obsession with dingoes.

Hey guys, look at that weird Matt kid.

by Wetsocks29 November 21, 2019

Matt

A nub

Awwww this guy's a real Matt

by Bananannananananannananannana September 2, 2017

Matt

The most gentle lover that you’ll ever meet.

“I slept with Matt lastnight and he surprised me by how gentle he was”

by Nimathecuck July 10, 2019

Matt

A duck head and a how

Fuck auto correct and dont be matt

by Hdhdbdbd October 14, 2017

Matt

Piece of shit

Matthew is a piece of shit

by pieceofsh1t November 22, 2021

Matt

A big fat ass who loves cheese

Look at that matt

by Mynameisjeff056 April 21, 2018