A wise old nany that will clean your house no matter what. She can sometimes be a bit stubborn and grumpy but she is a great person when she is in the mood. She wakes up at 4:00 am every day and on Sunday’s she ubers to the mall. She hates Lyft. She is caring with your friends but sometimes mean to her clients. She calls Brodys brother and she never hurts you physically. She is in great shape for her age. She is in her 80s but she still has not lost her hair and it is not at all white. She is not married but has two daughters. Her full name is Maria. I recommend a nany named Mari.
by Al isn't pal October 24, 2020
Get the Marimug. by jayani <3 December 11, 2022
Get the Marymug. The prettiest girl that loves to laugh and smile, especially at her own jokes. She wants to see the best in people, and is likely to go out of her way for people no matter what. When you first meet her she might come off quit and shy, but if you get to know her she can be the quite opposite. She is sensitive and gets her heart broken easily, but you would never know . There is so much mystery and unknown to her at the same time, only some people are lucky to be able to known who she truly is fully. If you have a Mary in your life, hold on to her tight.
Brad: bro, that girl your dating is not likely any other girl you have dated
Alex: I know bro, she’s such a Mary
Alex: I know bro, she’s such a Mary
by crawforg December 8, 2019
Get the Marymug. Person A: Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb. Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as snow.
Mary: Dear boy, you must have me mistaken. I don't have a lamb nor do I ever intend on getting one.
Person B: Mary, Mary quite contrary, How does your garden grow?
Mary: Terribly, I live in the city. Where do you expect this garden to be?
Person C: Did you have a baby while a virgin, too?
Mary: No, and neither did she.
Mary: Dear boy, you must have me mistaken. I don't have a lamb nor do I ever intend on getting one.
Person B: Mary, Mary quite contrary, How does your garden grow?
Mary: Terribly, I live in the city. Where do you expect this garden to be?
Person C: Did you have a baby while a virgin, too?
Mary: No, and neither did she.
by utterlyMary January 11, 2010
Get the Marymug. Token feme fatale. Mary dates all the hottest men in the universe including a certain Desmond Hume and Sayid Jarrah on their on remote island. She is the inventor of many know commonly used pop catch phrases such as, "Ha Ha Ha, Hilary Enns." & "Let's Sweeney Todd him." She takes the best pictures and holds sleepover parties in whic heveryone gets so drunk they cannot remember what they discussed and did the night before but the vaguely remember corn.
Nicknames: Turk.
Theme Song: Banana Pancakes - Jack Johnson.
Beverage: All of them are supplied that those parties...
Catchphrase: "Ha, Ha, Ha, Hilary Enns."
Email: Trendsetter-Party-Girl@lost.com
You can sing her name to the tune of Lollipop-not the Lil' Wayne song, the classic one. She is amazing, screams at children in Chuck E. Cheese. Sings very well. Her hit single? "I Can Sing!" The words? "I'm Johanna, I can sing, la la la!" and that's pretty much it.
On the surface, quiet & unassuming. But once you get to know her, Mary exhibits a lack of inhibition and a wide range of emotions, from infectious glee to inordinate rage. Becomes very distracted at the sight of modern transportation conveniences, such as red cars and airplanes. Aside from the blatant and appropriate rants, Mary is almost always cheerful, happy, and a joy to be around. Let's face it--if you don't like Mary, you suck.
Nicknames: Turk.
Theme Song: Banana Pancakes - Jack Johnson.
Beverage: All of them are supplied that those parties...
Catchphrase: "Ha, Ha, Ha, Hilary Enns."
Email: Trendsetter-Party-Girl@lost.com
You can sing her name to the tune of Lollipop-not the Lil' Wayne song, the classic one. She is amazing, screams at children in Chuck E. Cheese. Sings very well. Her hit single? "I Can Sing!" The words? "I'm Johanna, I can sing, la la la!" and that's pretty much it.
On the surface, quiet & unassuming. But once you get to know her, Mary exhibits a lack of inhibition and a wide range of emotions, from infectious glee to inordinate rage. Becomes very distracted at the sight of modern transportation conveniences, such as red cars and airplanes. Aside from the blatant and appropriate rants, Mary is almost always cheerful, happy, and a joy to be around. Let's face it--if you don't like Mary, you suck.
by MMMJ October 9, 2008
Get the Marymug. by Kevin Stanley December 12, 2013
Get the a marymug. You think you better than me Marys....
by jacobe renadez June 26, 2008
Get the Marysmug.