Mongolian Gay Prince

A prince in Mongolia who had sexual intercourse with a goldfish, it was detailed to be the first sign that humanity is developing industrially. It is assumed that the goldfish had Lithuanian ball cancer which turned the Mongolian Gay Prince into a beagle hound.

Mongolian Gay Princes have massive penises.

by Green Testicles January 15, 2022

Massive Mongolian Cock

self-explanatory
abbreviation: MMC (all caps)

Person 1: I bet Genghis Khan had a Massive Mongolian Cock
Person 2: what the fuck

by Lekhagan June 2, 2023

Mongolian Cluster Fuck

A group of horny Mongolians fucking(a Mongolian orgy)

Originally used by George Carlin, A commedian

I saw a Mongolian cluster fuck at the side of the road.

by Matt, Bryce, Fag January 10, 2008

Mongolian War Mask

When a friend is sleeping and you place your balls apon their eye sockets and your penis down their nose/ between their eyes. After this you take a picture, print it out, and then put it apon them so once they wake up...they wake up to a nice present.

Dude i Mongolian War Masked by best friend last night then posted the picture on face book!

by Ublaga June 6, 2010

Mongolian Tootsie Roll

When you take a steaming shit and wrap it in toilet paper, then place it on the top of the toilet for the next user to enjoy.

Jeff thanked me for the Mongolian Tootsie Roll I left him when we talked in the break room.

by Suspensee October 6, 2020

mongolian cluster fuck

when a group of mongolians rape you and knock over your shity wall

last week i got a mongolian cluster fuck

by sloppy the sapien johnson2 July 13, 2010

mongolian bush pig

A woman of particularly ugly features and excessive girth.

Possible owners of the above title (though the writer doesn't necessarily agree) would be Vanessa Feltz, Michelle McManus and of course the originator of the name Jade Goody circa 2002.

by Sophie H July 15, 2008