Mongolian Grape Drip

When you attach four grapes to a cocktail stick and use them as anal beads, only to clench and juice them into a glass, creating the forbidden Ribena

Guy 1: "Dude did you get lucky with that Ryan guy last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, we watched some Chuck and tucked into a Mongolian Grape Drip afterwards!"

by biggest bluest snail January 14, 2021

Mongolian frying pan

When a man hangs upside down from the ceiling by his testicles and spiderman kisses his dog

James: yo I totally Mongolian frying panned my dog last night. James mother: you are dissapointment

by buttersseggclown October 29, 2019

Mongolian Cluster Fuck

A group of horny Mongolians fucking(a Mongolian orgy)

Originally used by George Carlin, A commedian

I saw a Mongolian cluster fuck at the side of the road.

by Matt, Bryce, Fag December 26, 2007

Mongolian War Mask

When a friend is sleeping and you place your balls apon their eye sockets and your penis down their nose/ between their eyes. After this you take a picture, print it out, and then put it apon them so once they wake up...they wake up to a nice present.

Dude i Mongolian War Masked by best friend last night then posted the picture on face book!

by Ublaga June 06, 2010

Mongolian Tootsie Roll

When you take a steaming shit and wrap it in toilet paper, then place it on the top of the toilet for the next user to enjoy.

Jeff thanked me for the Mongolian Tootsie Roll I left him when we talked in the break room.

by Suspensee October 07, 2020

mongolian cluster fuck

when a group of mongolians rape you and knock over your shity wall

last week i got a mongolian cluster fuck

by sloppy the sapien johnson2 July 14, 2010

mongolian bush pig

A woman of particularly ugly features and excessive girth.

Possible owners of the above title (though the writer doesn't necessarily agree) would be Vanessa Feltz, Michelle McManus and of course the originator of the name Jade Goody circa 2002.

by Sophie H June 13, 2005