i hate buffalo minnesota
by tj procter March 29, 2008
The most horrible thing ever. Worse than genocide, fat people and ex-in-laws COMBINED. Words fail to accurately define the horribleness of a Minnesota Mauler. It is so bad, even John Stamos and Chuck Norris quiver at the notion of a Minnesota Mauler. Not surprisingly, liberals usually want to negotiate with a Minnesota Mauler.
John Stamos: Wow - look at the size of that Minnesota Mauler!
Liberal: Hello Minnesota Mauler - what a lovely day! Why don't we discuss our differences in a non-threatening and politically correct sort of way...I'm sure we can find common ground!
Chuck Norris: No way man - I'm outta here!
Liberal: There's no need for panic...I'm sure that if we just respect the maulers boundaries the mauler will respect...aaaarrrggghhhh...Mauler - no!!! No!! Stop that!! Minnesota Mauler...noooooooooooooo..........
Liberal: Hello Minnesota Mauler - what a lovely day! Why don't we discuss our differences in a non-threatening and politically correct sort of way...I'm sure we can find common ground!
Chuck Norris: No way man - I'm outta here!
Liberal: There's no need for panic...I'm sure that if we just respect the maulers boundaries the mauler will respect...aaaarrrggghhhh...Mauler - no!!! No!! Stop that!! Minnesota Mauler...noooooooooooooo..........
by mrm5593 September 26, 2006
When a man finishes inside of his partner, and leaves his "member" inside for an awkwardly long time; then makes polite conversation for far too long before pulling out.
by AwkwardRubbing December 16, 2021
Vikings are justa good team that usually has alotta off the field problems but that should all change with Big Bad Brad Childress coaching now. Former Offensive Coordinator for the Eagles who has a no-nonsense attitude now after figuring out how bad character can fuck up a whol teams chemistry (T.O in Philly) So he booted Culpepper for talkin shit, KRob for driving drunk, and sat Dwight Smith down one game over one lil misdeamoner in a public stairwell. he has only been here since the July. Childress obviosly dont play, hes here to win games.
The Minnesota Vikings will win the NFC north division title within one of the following the NFL seasons. Bet Money.
by I bleed purple September 16, 2006
A small run down town north of Hinkley Minnesota. Its population consists mostly of meth heads and fat women with an array of children from multiple males that they couldnt name. The chance of meeting anyone with a full set of teeth is rare ... due to the fact of the large population of Indians and/or meth heads. Housing in this town generally consists of older story and half homes that are one storm away from blowing over. Most people in this town are all related ... so the family tree has no forks. For fun in this town most people just fuck there first cousins... due too the fact that is there is no depth in the one family tree.
by Jwalker79 February 24, 2016
Ricky Davis is one of the leagues most exciting players, and one of the best dunkers as well. Mike James is one of the most underated players in the league. Randy Foye is probably the best rookie coming outta this draft. Kevin Garnett is simply one of the best players in the NBA.
Watch out for the TWolves in 06.
Watch out for the TWolves in 06.
KG needs a ring. Time to get him one...
Watch out for the Minnesota Timberwolves in 06, cause they on the prowl...
Watch out for the Minnesota Timberwolves in 06, cause they on the prowl...
by Big Ticket September 16, 2006
The worst town in America voted by the lovely drunken assholes that live there 10 times in a row. A giant cesspool of darkness. Every other house is haunted and there are always mass murders, and more than half the town is cousins.
No wonder why there are so many retards!
No wonder why there are so many retards!
Annandale, Minnesota
by DG_8 March 13, 2011