Milwaukee Lobster

A hotdog that’s burnt black on the outside, but still perfect inside… like a lobster’s shell with tender meat inside.

“Don’t let Dad cook the hotdogs! He’ll make them all into Milwaukee Lobsters!”

by Barber Frank July 5, 2025

milwaukee mustache

Giving oral sex to a female during their ovulation cycle, thus leaving a red "mustache" on ones upper lip.

Bro, my girl was on her period lastnight when I ate her out, and left me with a Milwaukee mustache!

by Agent_Hollywood January 2, 2018

Milwaukee scrapbook

When you use your semen to paste a picture of a loved one (dead mother, children, ex lover) to your partner's back and then rail them from behind to the while you think about the person in the picture

"I was really missing my daddy and Margaret so I gave my partner the old Milwaukee scrapbook and we'd love to her while I cried like a little girl"

by Thelonedart March 4, 2021

Milwaukee Shot Glass

When an uncircumcised male lays on their back, stretches their foreskin up several inches, and then begins to slowly urinate filling the void to the brim before allowing their grandmother to slam it down like a shot.

I hear your grandmother is a champ when it comes to Milwaukee Shot Glasses

by CosmicRatSalad October 9, 2023

Milwaukee tickle

When he went down for a chew he accidentally gave her a Milwaukee tickle.

First you need to grow a “pervert style” moustache and get her into the 69 position. When the bristles of your moustache accidentally or intentionally sweep over her ass hole you have achieved the Milwaukee tickle.

by Tbod33 January 29, 2024

Milwaukee Margherita

When a person's foreskin is rimmed with salt and then filled with water akin to a water balloon. afterwards, the liquid is consumed via oral sex.

"Hey, wanna pluck my pubes? Let's hang."

"Nah bro, getting a Milwaukee Margherita from Jorgen, the buff guy who was at the bar yesterday."

"Giggity Giggity Goo! Sounds Tight my slimdawg!":

by popopopopopopopopopopopooooppp December 31, 2024

Milwaukee Milkshake

When you "accidentally" nut your friend's Chocolate and Caramel Cream Frappuccino from Starbucks and he does not notice and downs the whole thing.

"Haha I just gave Sarah a Milwaukee Milkshake!" "Will she get pregnant from that?"

by STompy rompy March 29, 2025