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baker's meter

¹³ ₁₂ of one meter. Approximately 1.0833333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 meters (accurate to within 5.87613 × 10 ⁻¹⁰¹ Smoots ± 1 ear.)
One baker's meter is approximately one hectacre foot inverse furlong microinches fathom squared, plus 1 league.
Are you serious?
Sure. Why not.
by aaroncv3 April 14, 2020
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unit meter

"Two unit meters can be enough."
by hydorus shui October 1, 2023
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fuck-o-meter

a meter to measure iffu give a fuck or not.
idgaf. the fuck-o-meter says so”
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Me-O-Meter

A tool that a leader uses to gauge themselves on how many times they use self centric words such as: "I," "Me," or "My." The leader can use Me-O-Meter to determine when they should use more team focused words such as: "We," "Our," and "Us."
Employee: "You're a terrible leader. Using my Me-O-Meter, I noticed that you always use words like " I," and "me." You never mentioned of us busting our asses doing the real work. We are the ones who got you your promotion sir."
Boss: "WTF is a Me-O-Meter?"
Employee: "Fuck you."
by McHesp August 1, 2020
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Meter Jacking

Meter jacking is when someone leaves a parking spot before the parking meter runs out so you park there until it expires
David: If you want Polito's we gotta park down the street
Henry: Bro just see if we can start meter jacking out front. It'll only take a couple minutes
by Yung Lazlo June 29, 2018
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