A extremly fast and large laser that impregnants all the women in it's path.
Women: OH SHlT IT'S A SPERM LASER! RUUUUUUN!
Men: Ahhh, I see Johhny is going at it again.
by SugarDadddy March 24, 2017
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. laser dragon is a black squeaker and that is usually gay
. "laser dragons often play hearthstone and have sexual emotions for cards such as "reno jackson

.their dad often beat them with a belt
wow did you see that kid there? he is such a laser dragon
by cool guy523 April 6, 2018
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Mad Scientist kid who builds a laser ray gun in his grandparent's living room that he is living in to help pay for college, randomly appearing on many laser forums in 2011.
Laser Kid says, "Don't forget to align the switches beforehand"

Laser Kid says, "Why does the cat sh*t have to be right next to the power cord?"
by Johnnydude6 August 11, 2011
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Greatest dj couple from Spain, high fashion standards and amazing mixes during their shows. Mixing disco, house and hits in an environment of freedom and safe for all lgtbiaq +
Last Friday I was crazy with the music at the event. Banana laser were playing my favorite song from 1970s
by Resal November 23, 2021
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1. A defence in ScrapTD which fires a powerful laser which does huge damage against ground barrels.

2. A plasmatic laser.
"I placed down 8 Blue Lasers and it shredded most Mobile Deliveries that came out against me."

"Blue Laser seems pretty powerful albeit but also hot."
by AwesomeGamer22 January 14, 2023
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gaming term that means
shoot with such precision and with perfect bloom that it kills or does massive amounts of damage to the enemy before they can even react.
Mongraal: Benjy! HE'S BLOODY LASERED MATE! 1 hp!
BenjyFishy: Nice! HIS TEAMMATE IS LASERED TOO!
by Threel April 27, 2020
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