Lara is a Christian name for a Christian girl. Every day she prays to her mother and father, so they give her oatmeal with porridge. She loves doing things for the Melloy Boys and their pleasure, it is so important to her, that she forgets about her royal duties. A devout Christian, Lara believes in the oiling of the male genitalia before the pleasure session.
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Get the dirty Lara mug.Lara is the person you can trust with your life, she’s always there for you. Always. She has a beautiful soul, she makes every bad situation be okay with only her smile. She is the funniest person ever, and obviously craziest. Lara is the prettiest girl you’ll ever meet. She only likes people that are not good for her. Her company is the best, if you have a lara in your life keep her, she is the best friend you’ll ever need. KEEP HER. And that’s some of the thousands of reasons that I love her.
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Get the Lara mug.OMG LARA BRO SHE’S THE LOML I LOVE HER SO MUCH I WOULD KMS FOR HER SHES MY SOULMATE SHE MEANS EVERYTHING TO ME IF SHE TOLD ME TO RUN AWAY AND DIE I WOULD SHE’S THE SWEETEST KINDEST PRETTIEST AMAZINGEST GIRL EVER MASHALLAH SHE'S REALLY FUNNY TOO AND LIKE I JUST HAVE TOO MUCH TO TELL ABT HER I COULD WRITE A BOOK ON HER IF I WANTED TO I WOULD BUY HER THE WORLD I MISS HER EVERY DAY AND I LOVE HER EVERY DAY TOO LIKE I LOVE HER MORE THAN YESTERDAY BUT LESS THAN TMRW SHES MY SOULMATE BUT SHES STRAIGHT THAGS FINE THO AS LONG SHE DOESNT STOP TALKING TO ME AGAIN I WILL CONTINUE TO HAVE FEELINGS FOR HER BUT MAN I HOPE SHE GETS A GOOD PARTNER WHO TREATS HER RIGHT AND WOULD LOVE HER JUST AS MUCH AS I LOVE HER AND SEE HER FROM MY EYES
What is love? It's lara.
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Get the Angel Lara mug.A filthy skanky ass whore who works part time as a bottom shelf STD ridden Bangkok Hooker. She will swoop into a person’s perfectly normal lives and use her extremely annoying, nails on a chalkboard, brazilian bitch accent to charm your boy with her whorish personality. Then you realize all of this is just a ploy for her to trap the well off White Boy and leech off him like the chlamydia having parasite she is, so she can suck him dry of money and have him pay her rent and tuition, with the endgame being forcing him into a premature marriage if ideal or possibly baby trapping him with a torn condom.
Fuck that bitch Lara
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