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Kevin

A fake ass bitch who can’t take jokes. Has no humor and makes incredibly dry conversation. Leaves you on read and heavily favors people. Can be extremely petty when provoked. One of those people who wears the same exact thing everyday. Named after a fucking minion haha what a loser!!
I can’t believe Kevin would cheat on his fiancée.
by Larry from the veggie tales December 4, 2018
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Kevin

Extremely small penis. Gets no bitches and is probably married to a girl named Melissa. He is also friends with Cbass and Cbass is gay so therefore Kevin is gay
by KevinatorCanada TTV January 17, 2020
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Kevin

The name of the only guy to love cum more than anyone in existence, in the universe, in all realities and dimensions, ever of all time.

"I love cum!" -Kevin
Kevin loves cum.
by Fleekwood Mac June 16, 2018
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kevin

The guy from Home Alone who beats up a couple of grown men in the first and second movies.
Kevin: AUGHHHHHHH!
by MatthewD'elf October 21, 2017
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Kevin

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Kevin

A kid that passes gas during lectures and sex. Hits on several girls and is obsessed with his bike, will kill for his bike.
Kevin: *farts*
Hilary: OH THATS DISGUSTING *runs away*
by Marcos Mayes July 15, 2016
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Kevin

Gayest nigga ou their and sucks dick all day every day. Sucks at giving blowjobs but is good at riding dick
by Gayest nigga October 22, 2019
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