KEVIN

A fat piece of sh*t who eats plays fortnite and breaks their monitor if they die.

Thats a fricking Kevin moment

by PEEEPEEPOOOPOOO June 12, 2020

kevin

most generic white boy name ever but in turn a really nice guy

yal Kevins pretty nice

by qrasghjkl./hnbcheasrdxfcgv k, February 18, 2020

Kevin

A lying ass bitch periodt...FAKE ASS NIGGA

Ex. Who dat fake ass nigga oh it’s kevin

by Ugghhghghg July 11, 2019

Kevin

This motherfucker would leave you in a heartbeat to go SIMP over more than 1 girl.

Friend 1: Hey, have you seen Kevin?

Friend 2: The motherfucker left mid-game to go SIMP over some chick he'll never get.

Friend 1: Bruh, what a SIMP.

by Tyler big gay April 9, 2020

Kevin

A bitch

Quit being a Kevin

by Jackhawk9001 September 10, 2018

Kevin

A kid that passes gas during lectures and sex. Hits on several girls and is obsessed with his bike, will kill for his bike.

Kevin: *farts*
Hilary: OH THATS DISGUSTING *runs away*

by Marcos Mayes July 15, 2016

Kevin

The name of the only guy to love cum more than anyone in existence, in the universe, in all realities and dimensions, ever of all time.

"I love cum!" -Kevin

Kevin loves cum.

by Fleekwood Mac June 16, 2018