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Kevin

Is a little bitch, has ugly ass blonde hair, walks around think he is the shit and he is in fact not; Kevin likes to sucks lots of dick and finger his own asshole; Kevin has daddy’s money and drives and ugly ass Chevy; Kevin also likes to date girls with the same last name like he’s from Alabama
I love Kevin can’t wait to marry him and adopt kids because we’re gay
by PussySlAyEr20182 September 29, 2019
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Kevin

A kid that passes gas during lectures and sex. Hits on several girls and is obsessed with his bike, will kill for his bike.
Kevin: *farts*
Hilary: OH THATS DISGUSTING *runs away*
by Marcos Mayes July 15, 2016
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kevin

a faggot with pointy nipples but only around men and that’s because he’s a gay nibba Exhibit A he had gay sex with brady in the bathroom during STAAR
Issa: look kevin’s nipples are hard again lmao
Ethan: LMAO NIGGA KEVIN
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kevin

Kevin is a good friend and will help you when you're sad he's always there to talk he's positive and kind and he will do anything to keep a friendship
by love peoples July 26, 2020
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Kevin

kevin is usually tall with brown eyes and hair. He can be a big crackhead but can also be very charming and gentle with certain people. He is very smart and funny.
Carissa: omg that boy looks so attractive I think I like him. Me: he must be a Kevin then
by Stan straykids December 7, 2019
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Kevin

Kevin is To uncontrollably shit your pants. It is hard to be a Kevin because you have to hide all of your shit stained underwear and pants. It sucks to be a Kevin and shit yourself all of the time.
by jstoru October 27, 2019
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kevin

The guy from Home Alone who beats up a couple of grown men in the first and second movies.
Kevin: AUGHHHHHHH!
by MatthewD'elf October 21, 2017
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