Jonathan

a male who at first glance looks a bit gay but when you get to know him can be cool and thinks their shit and pretends he gets a lot of girls but really doesnt. he also takes money from people. they are usually from big families and their fathers ususually date people that are famous

wow that guy must be named jonathan because he looked really gay before he got his haircut

by morialanie November 23, 2010

Jonathan

A ugly guy who tries to get people's attention by swearing and making rude remarks about people. Trying to always talk shit & troll, but always fails.

Jonathan is retarded.

by hhihihihihi January 1, 2012

Jonathan

Gayest guy you will ever meet. Will turn down going out with friends to suck a fat cock or get his gay ass rammed. Talks alot of shit but can't back it up. Too gay for his own good.

Person 1: why didn't Jonathan come out tonight?

Person 2: I invited him but her chose to suck cock instead.

by Erikgp October 23, 2017

Jonathan

a white boy with a small thing and is not good at bball

omg I'm such a Jonathan at basketball

by acool10 May 27, 2017

jonathan

A term used to describe a male who is rather short.

Damn dude, he's such a jonathan. His parents must have been hardcore fans of Tolkien's The Hobbit to have created this abomination.

by sankishon November 12, 2018

Jonathan

A man who takes his first name seriously. It may mean Gods gift (to the world), but the largely self-deluded man with an insufferable overbearing physique to match, will love himself much more than anyone around him.

He generally has a face like a slapped arse but parades it around like he's best-in-show at Crufts.

That prick is a colossal Jonathan

by PencilFullOfLead September 6, 2017

Jonathan

I A boy who is very bright and his nick name is Ghandi junior(that’s his grand dad)he also banged out Omar that noodle air idiot who can’t afford a trim and he waits for a whole year to get one

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by The ninjagamer January 15, 2019