Jerry Gergich

The guy from parks and rec who can never do anything right.

Person: Jerry, how did you dislocate your shoulder?
Jerry Gergich: I fell in a creek trying to get my burrito that I dropped
Person: Ahahha jerry you can’t do anything right

by Afos1234567890 January 22, 2018

Brown Jerry

**Derived From Californias Very Own Governor, Jerry Brown.**

A Brown Jerry Is A Sexual Movie In Which A Male Has Anal Sex With Their Partner Then Proceeds To Pull It Out And Mushroom Stamp The Partners Forehead. This Is Done To Show Dominance.

Verb- Brown Jerried

Ex: I Brown Jerried Her Yesterday.

*Guy- Hey Do You See That Girl Over There?
*Girl- Yeah What About Her?
*Guy- I Gave Her A Brown Jerry Her Last Week.
*Girl- Whats That?
*Guy- Come Over Tonight And Ill Show You, I Only Do It To Certain People.
*Girl- Oh Alriht, Im Excited To Get A Brown Jerry.

.... Girl Comes Over That Night..... Never Speaks To That Guy Again.

by LivLovesLife November 18, 2010

Jerry Seinfeld

He's a funny dude. =)

Jerry Seinfeld stars in the most hilarious sitcom ever, Seinfeld.

by Someone, April 14, 2006

Jerry Springer

Former mayor of Cincinnati.

jerry springer enjoys eating tacos in his office.

by elBrendo August 17, 2006

Sailor Jerry

1. Alcoholic beverage consumed by teens and young adults to get fucked up. Resulting in being that really drunk kid everyone talks about, the drunk passed out kid on the couch who everyone picks on, or the girl fell over flashing her cooter to the world. Causes memory loss and no recollection of what you did, who you did or what happened that night. Waking up the next morning after drinking the Sailor, you mumble "how the fuck did I get here?"

2. Drink it down to see what the pinup girl looks like

1. That kid drank some Sailor Jerry and no he is so shit housed right now, look at him passed out on the couch..find a marker lets draw a cock on his face and a handle bar mustache!

2. Johnny "That pinup girl on the Sailors bottle is so fine"

3. "Get that bitch some Cheez-Its"

by peaches n' beats August 25, 2010

Jerry Cantrell

fucking gorgeous.

girl: did you see that guy? he was hooot!

other girl: yeah! he was, like, jerry cantrell hot!

girl: totally!

by jerrygirl<3 October 17, 2010

Jerry Falwell

A man who will be surely missed by ALL of the loony toons.

Jerry falwell died on Nay 15, 2007 after chocking on one too many peices of bullshit. May he rest in peice.

by Nick Ulanowski June 18, 2007