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Stinky Jerky

The act of jerking off and then putting it in your partners pooper or using your partners cheeks to rub one out
“Yo my girl let me get some stinky jerky last night!”
“Did you hear that Danielle is into stinky jerky?”
by DaceGod March 2, 2020
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cooter jerky

When a cooter is stale and dried to the consistency of beef jerky. See also: "geriatric labia."
I knew she wasn't young, but I wasn't expecting cooter jerky!
by Buck Kackey August 17, 2020
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reverse jerky

reverse jerky- 1)when a man sits on a woman's lap facing away from her and she jerks him off like it is her own dick
2) when the jerker flips their hand from palm under the shaft to palm on top of the shaft and precedes to jerk off
Mother Theresa asked me to sit on her lap last night and much to my surprise I got a reverse jerky.
by fuzziness grime and friends August 18, 2020
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Edward Jerky Hands

A drunken game in which 3 participants have to watch scat porn and attempt to remain flaccid, first one to get a boner has to jerk off the other 2 participants and ingest the semen off of a soggy biscuit
Hey bro’s wanna game of Edward Jerky Hands?

I’m down, though you’re gonna jerk me tonight!
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Dick jerky

The Act of cutting off one's penis, frying it and letting it dry into jerky before feeding it to your loved ones.
"Hey Betty, ready for sum Dick jerky?"
by TehStateofZen June 11, 2022
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Jerky in your turkey

Yk what I mean
Andrew do you put jerky in your turkey?
by Jerkyturkeyman August 9, 2022
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Jerky jerker

Someone who likes jacking other people off, sometimes more than one person at a time, usually committing this foul act excessively it is also mainly men doing it to other men.

Can also be said as “jerky jerkin, jerkin jerky” pretty much can be mixed up in any way
Person 1: Yo bro I heard that Wayde is a total jerky jerker!
Person 2: wym?

Person 1: I found out last night he was jerking off Benson and Carl at the same time!
by Repeatswitch August 25, 2022
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