JP Velociraptor

Short for Jurassic Park Velociraptor, this is either a Velociraptor that is actual from JP or one clearly more based on JP than anything science has said. Notable features of most JP Velociraptors include having few or no feathers, pronated hands, being bizarrely large for Velociraptor, slit crocodilian eyes, and an inaccurate skull shape.
"I got really excited for this new dinosaur movie that got announced but all the velociraptors were JP velociraptors," "Aw, that sucks,"
by Debleb January 16, 2021
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JP Cheek

Whoah...Dude, this guy is like so totally hott. I mean really! He is dead sexy!
It's JP! Awoogah! Awoogah!
by Mufasa April 05, 2005
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JP Cheek

One fly guy!!! He is cool!!! He rocks the school!!! He like to sing random songs during break and accidentally destroyed one of the moons of Saturn while doing a science fair.
JP Cheek accidentally destroyed the 5th moon of Saturn!!!
by O CRUD! November 29, 2003
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