when you take your great aunt off life support to save a little on the electricity bill.
then using that outlet to show off your sweet new microwave you got from Walmart in the clearance section
then using that outlet to show off your sweet new microwave you got from Walmart in the clearance section
yeah, unfortunately our christmas budget was so tight this year we had to pull a dirty iris. otherwise we wouldnt be able to go to the equestrian lessons aunt melinda wanted
by Dkskdkrkekdkrkr August 5, 2022
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Her smile is the first smell of spring, her laughter the sound of thin ice cracking and silver bells ringing.
When you meet her, she becomes your present, your future, even your past, and you can't stop wanting to be near her. To feel her. To love her.
She is what you dream of in the late hours of the dark nights and what you wake up trying not to forget.
She is everything you ever dreamed of - even though you didn't know what that even was before first laying eyes on her. Before hearing her talk and getting lost in the sound of her voice and the depths of her eyes.
There's a little bit of devil in her angel eyes, even so, you can't look away.
Her smile is the first smell of spring, her laughter the sound of thin ice cracking and silver bells ringing.
When you meet her, she becomes your present, your future, even your past, and you can't stop wanting to be near her. To feel her. To love her.
She is what you dream of in the late hours of the dark nights and what you wake up trying not to forget.
She is everything you ever dreamed of - even though you didn't know what that even was before first laying eyes on her. Before hearing her talk and getting lost in the sound of her voice and the depths of her eyes.
There's a little bit of devil in her angel eyes, even so, you can't look away.
Person A: I met someone...
Pesron B: Cool bro, is she hawt??
Person A: You can't even imagine.. Words can't describe how she makes me feel
Person B: Chill bro, she's just a chick! What's her name??
Person A: Asta Iris
Person B: Oh.... I see.
Pesron B: Cool bro, is she hawt??
Person A: You can't even imagine.. Words can't describe how she makes me feel
Person B: Chill bro, she's just a chick! What's her name??
Person A: Asta Iris
Person B: Oh.... I see.
by Springtime October 20, 2014
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Iri is cool
by Stoopid nglygac July 6, 2020
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Iris is so toxic
My girlfriend Iris is so negative and gets mad at me for anything
I love Iris , but she is really toxic
My girlfriend Iris is so negative and gets mad at me for anything
I love Iris , but she is really toxic
by Jimme April 29, 2022
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You need to stay on Iris' good side, if you don't Iris will find you!
You need to stay on Iris' good side, if you don't Iris will find you!
by SorryDear! November 22, 2021
Get the Iris mug.1. (Rastafari, Jamaican Creole) in a state of peacefulness or harmony, either within oneself or with the world in general
-To be at total peace with your current state of being. The way you feel when you have no worries.
2. Being incredibly intoxicated on Marijuana. It can also be used to classify someone as a stoner or if something looks really trippy. It is used commonly in Jamaica and is rarely used in the United States.
-To be at total peace with your current state of being. The way you feel when you have no worries.
2. Being incredibly intoxicated on Marijuana. It can also be used to classify someone as a stoner or if something looks really trippy. It is used commonly in Jamaica and is rarely used in the United States.
by hkffoo September 19, 2019
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