Your having a 69er with your girl and then you stand up and jump in the air in 360 degrees whilst she is still in the same position, and then you smash her head off the ground and nut in her bleeding mouth
by Chicago Cunt June 7, 2017
Get the illinois screwdrivermug. Meth ridden town in central Il, smack dab between at. Louis mo and Springfield, Illinois. Bunch of small minded bigots with low i.q’s. Citizens are prone to following cults, and being nasty racists. Avoid at all costs, their Casey’s pizza (all they have to offer) isn’t worth traveling through that shit hole. It’s basically a used car lot full of meth heads and dumb fucks.
by Truthteller1977777 October 19, 2020
Get the Palmyra, Illinoismug. When you have your sisters underwear in your pocket while playing basketball and you sniff it before shooting
by Paulbyrne8 April 24, 2024
Get the Illinois scratch and sniffmug. The greatest and most exquisite form of hanging out with the boys. An Illinois Chaunce is something that only the most extreme party animals take part in. Illinois Chaunces take place in any area, primarily basements. Blunts, brews, and the boys predominately reign at the Chaunce, but women often times are there.
by jerrybeez8 March 11, 2019
Get the Illinois Chauncemug. A big university in Chicago that's extremely boring. A majority of students are commuters and therefore clubs are mostly dead and parties are virtually nonexistent, a stark difference from the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign. The campus is well known for the ugly architecture and confusing to navigate buildings. It has also earned the nickname University Impossible to Complete because of its low 62% 6 year graduation rate.
I did not get accepted at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign so I attended University of Illinois at Chicago, it really sucks here
by Billiam Beaver April 6, 2023
Get the University of Illinois at Chicagomug. When you cum in your moms vagina while she’s on her period and she queefs the juices out of her vagina onto your dick and sucks it off.
by Big back ass May 27, 2025
Get the Illinois Chili Macmug. When you slather your penis in gasoline, light it on fire, insert it in your girlfriend, and she farts creating an asstastic explosion.
My girlfriend got hospitalized for third degree burns on her ass after we did the Illinois Dumpsterfire.
by I guess I exist I dont know June 16, 2023
Get the Illinois dumpsterfiremug.