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couch hooker

a partner that is so lazy,so irresponsible that you have to LITERALLY pay them to get up off your couch.
i heard lisa had a new boyfriend.... yes, but he's a couch hooker, she has to pay him to get up when she gets home from work....ah,bummer.
by karmagirlbme April 11, 2010
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Veloci-hooker

VEL - OS - E - hooker.

Half unlikable woman half flesh ripping lizard Identified by a hotter-than thou attitude and all around selfish behavior that seems to put down everyone she consider less attractive than her.

Common behaviour would be to show up to a social event or group setting and not communicate and judge everyone unfavorable by sterio-types

Natural habitat would be less attractive friends or equally trendy friends so she can feel good about her self.
"why did that brunette just leave the table?"
"That veloci-hooker insulted my wranglers so I told her to find somewhere else to hang out, jesus there just pants."
by 5ronins December 8, 2009
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Hat Hooker

A hooker that you pay to wear your favorite hats, which then strangely pleases you.
That Hat Hooker put my bowling cap on and I just about jizzed my pants.
by Tom Jankadewdle June 1, 2011
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Hooker shit

An expletive used when infuriated by a video game.
I can't beleive I fell of the track, that's such hooker shit!
by Neechie Bella June 11, 2011
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hookered out

when males or females (most of the time females) wear outfits that are EXTENSIVELY provocative to the mall.
The chick wearing the wicked wicked wicked wicked wicked short, wicked wicked wicked wicked wicked wicked tight shorts that made her have to walk funny was totally hookered out, and i was going to ask her if she was really a hooker, and if she wasnt a hooker, what the hell was she thinking?
by core J August 29, 2005
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hooker rape

Johnny shoved it up that hoes ass until she cried and did not pay that bitch. This is hooker rape. 8===D
by Forced c July 12, 2017
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A hookers toothbrush

A procedure of which takes place in the morning, you drink a swig (mouthful) of vodka in replacement of brushing your teeth to then spit it out.
by Lucifer_009 May 25, 2018
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