determined hooker

when you are dressed as a two bit hooker, refuse to be called one, and are determined as fuck to be one.

"jessica is literally a determined hooker"

by Gassypasted November 30, 2017

Hooker shit

An expletive used when infuriated by a video game.

I can't beleive I fell of the track, that's such hooker shit!

by Neechie Bella June 11, 2011

couch hooker

a partner that is so lazy,so irresponsible that you have to LITERALLY pay them to get up off your couch.

i heard lisa had a new boyfriend.... yes, but he's a couch hooker, she has to pay him to get up when she gets home from work....ah,bummer.

by karmagirlbme April 11, 2010

hookered out

when males or females (most of the time females) wear outfits that are EXTENSIVELY provocative to the mall.

The chick wearing the wicked wicked wicked wicked wicked short, wicked wicked wicked wicked wicked wicked tight shorts that made her have to walk funny was totally hookered out, and i was going to ask her if she was really a hooker, and if she wasnt a hooker, what the hell was she thinking?

by core J August 29, 2005

Dead Hooker

A dead hooker is another name for a fleshlight

Chris- "I can't wait to use my new Dead hooker!".

by Deeznuts1231425 June 26, 2021

Hooker in a hurricane

Hooker trying to escape her pimp. It is the altercation that occurs but she succeeds to become a successful entrepreneur

Hooker in a hurricane She wanted out like a "hooker in hurricane"

by Joyfulbird August 12, 2016

A hookers toothbrush

A procedure of which takes place in the morning, you drink a swig (mouthful) of vodka in replacement of brushing your teeth to then spit it out.

Did you know that Amy uses a hookers toothbrush?

by Lucifer_009 May 25, 2018