Flatter than a desktop

Amelia.

Amelia is flatter than a desktop

by Poopy booty June 16, 2022

flattenist

1. Someone that flattens the curve.
2. Somone that believes the earth is flat.

They trying to flatten the curve they must be flattenists

by Smith Of Word July 8, 2022

flattenist

1. Someone that tries to flatten the curve.
2. Someone that believes the earth is flat.
3. Someone that flattens things.
4. Someone that lives in a flat.

They are trying to flatten the curve, they must be flattenists.

by Smith Of Word July 8, 2022

flatty

a person that has a really flat ass

guy1 bro did you see that girl other guy2 bro yes she gotta fatty but did you see her friend bro she had flatty

by demongirl18 November 28, 2022

Flatting

Term to describe the voyeuyristic practice of watching couples have sex in public car parks, which pre-dated the term 'dogging'.

Source : veteran doggers in East Midlands, origin unknown

"Ehhh just been flatting some couple down at piss-corner in the bottoms until some idiot boy racer scared em off"

by bogsnorkeller January 31, 2023

FLATTAMAPITIS

An overweight, stiff lashes wearing broad who is built like humpty dumpy without legs and has no Doot..commonly shaped like a beached walrus or manatee

Get away from me you Flattamapitis ahh 304.

by BIG Diamond April 18, 2023

flattttttt

What you say when a women walks away if they have the opposite of a Gyattt

Friend: “flattttttt” Me: “flattttttt”

by Spencēr Goob_Shdöw May 10, 2023