Fig Newton

Replaces the word fuck.

What the fig newton is going on around here?

by Panini press March 26, 2020

Two Figs Short of a Goose

An archaic euphemism for a homosexual individual. Commonly eluding to effeminate behavior.

"Did you see steve wearing eyeliner?"
"Not surprising, everyone knew he was two figs short of a goose"

by Napoleonic Rat February 13, 2024

fig socks

figgy socky :3 silly silly sock fig

I love you fig socks :3

by pinocchiop biggest fan December 20, 2022

sugar fig

When a girl puts something sweet, like chocolate or caramel sauce, on your dick before giving you a blow job.

"Dude, Jessica gave me such a great sugar fig last night"

by DickJockey99 January 31, 2014

Fig

Truly one of the most talented and creative individuals to have existed in this world. Can make amazing dnd sessions as well as beautiful artwork. Makes everyone proud just to by existing.

I am so proud to have Fig as my child. I don’t know what I could have done without them.

by N1N3 February 3, 2022

FIG

Fitt Irish Ginger

Damn, did you see that FIG? She smokin'!

by Jimbalaya69 July 4, 2021

fig twister

An imaginary thing

Gosh unicorns are such a fig twister

by MarJoe28 May 5, 2019