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fifth-cousin

1- Great-great-great-grandpibling's great-great-great-granchild.
2- Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents, zero great-great-great-grandparents and two great-great-great-great-grandparents in common with other living beings.
fifth-cousin.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
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Revenge of the Fifth

The massive hangover after a night of drinking like a 21 year old at a frat party.
Bob’s wife is solo branching, he’s dealing with the Revenge of the Fifth.
by The Whole Cactus May 5, 2025
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fifth-cousin-1X-removed

Fifth-cousin-once-removed (5C1R).
My fifth-cousin-1X-removed is a good person.
by N8953SW June 26, 2021
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fifth-cousin-7X-removed

Fifth-cousin-seven-times-removed (5C7R).
My fifth-cousin-7X-removed is a good person.
by N8953SW June 26, 2021
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Fifth place

Ass. Euphemism found on YouTube stories (typically about cheating wives) to get around profanity standards. Derived from Fifth base, which refers to anal sex.
Her skimpy dress barely covered her fifth place.
by ICDogg May 27, 2024
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Descending Fifths

A term used for when notes are constructed moving down by perfect fifths in succession.
Joshua K. Aalampour is so dark and mysterious with his descending fifths in his piece "Enemies To Lovers"!
by NyxxWasTaken May 31, 2025
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open fifth

Besides the "classic" musical-notes connotation, this phrase can also refer to either:
(1) Something you definitely don't wanna have in your car if you get pulled over. About the only exception, of course, would be if you're merely transporting empty gin-bottles to the redemption center; if this is the case, however, you will want to thoroughly drain and then neatly bag up said containers, and also either snugly cross-tie the bags' mouths or seal them with string or wire-twists so that (A) not much alcohol-fumes will escape to invalidly create a telltale fermented-beverage smell at your driver's door window, and (B) the officer can see that you weren't sipping from any of the containers yourself.
(2) The "wide latitude of interpretation" that the "right to remain silent" amendment is often subject to.
"I am hauling empty gin-bottles to the redemption center" is hardly an incriminating statement under most circumstances, so there should be no problem with any "open fifths", since conceivably you would have no need to remain silent if a policeman asks what's with all the bags of liquor-bottles in your back seat or trunk.
by QuacksO April 5, 2019
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