When Jake showed off his Bachelors Degree one day at work by thinking "renal failure" meant "asshole failure" due to having the words renal and rectal confused.
by Nicoletinells October 22, 2019
Get the Asshole failuremug. Hym "YOU ARE THE FAILURE OF JOURNALISM! THAT'S YOU! Every time you report on this you are committing a deliberate lie of ommission! And you are doing it either because you are complicit or you're delusional about your ability to use this moment to garner more power for yourselves. Power you will use to be just as authoritarian as they are. And I'm living proof that that's the case."
by Hym Iam February 7, 2025
Get the Failure of Journalismmug. 
by RandomGamer9737 October 20, 2020
Get the Failuremug. Five Man Failure:Small business with less than 10 people. The business is usually dysfunctional. The CEO of the company has 'observation blindness' and coddles bad employees. In a large company issue employees would have been sacked for more dynamic candidates.
That tube store employee is passive aggressive and never emailed me to tell me that my special order was cancelled two months ago. They're running a "Five Man Failure".
by Energysoul July 26, 2016
Get the Five Man Failuremug. If it takes 50 times of doing something wrong to take your time and do it right, take 50 times to do it wrong.
If it takes 50 times to find your rhythm, get a little more relaxed and confident in what you're doing, and do it right, that's how many times it takes. Fucking up isn't meant to be fun, but without failure you're not going to learn anything new.
by Solid Mantis December 27, 2020
Get the Failuremug.