FTS

As many people has adapted to FML, fuck my life. The trend has caused the FML sensation to be abused and used in unnecessary events. Thus replacing FML with FTS. FTS means Fuck The Situation. It's a smaller and lighter tone of FML. People who typically say FML about everything should use FTS. The world isn't over because you scuffed your precious shoes or because you have 4/5 blocks of battery life left on your sidekick. Get over it. FTSFTW!

Idiot - F*$# ! I left my gum at home! FML!
Smart Idiot - Correction. FTS..
Idiot - What?
Smart Idiot - Fuck The Situation. Only because your life isn't over because you simply forgot your gum at home. Go buy another 30cent pack of gum. Kids in Sudan would literally die for it. Whose got it worse?
Idiot - Wow, FTS..

by tweezyy or god. perhaps jebus? March 14, 2010

fts

For the streets.

Those people, over there, are fts.

by thepapacurry December 28, 2024

FTS

Fuck This Shit . For times when FML just isn't working .

Ex 1 : ' I got an F on the biggest test of the year ? FTS . '

Ex 2 : ' My best friend just stole my girlfriend . FTS . '

by AngrierAndAngrier June 13, 2011

Fts

Abbreviation for f*ck that sh*t

Friend: don’t forget our essay is due at 11:59
Kennedy: fts, I’m not doing it!

by Kendaddy September 23, 2020

fts

sometimes referring to “facetime sex”
which is basically just masturbating on facetime so the other person can see and hear.

person 1:

“me and my girl had fts last night”
person 2:

“bro wtf i didn’t need to know that”

by 2realangie May 28, 2024

fts

The abbreviation for For the streets. Used when texting.

Damn yo girl a Treesh. Nigga she FTS.

by The misogyny king May 15, 2020

FTS

Friends that Smoke.

Just a stoner friend of yours that you really only hangout with to smoke up.

1: “Yeah, we’re just FTS.”
2: “What’s FTS?”
1: “Oh, friends that smoke.”

by kenzerjane August 03, 2020