EA

EA is a video game company with 3 missions

1: Release the same game year after year

2: Release shitty games with tons of microtransactions

3: Buy out every company they can, have them make a few games, then shut them down
Person 1: "Hey I just got this cool new game from ea!"
Person 2: "How is it?"
Person 1: "Well, it's not that good, but I'm sure all these dlc's, loot boxes and expansion packs will make it better"
Person 2: "And how much will that cost?"
Person 1: "$800, and that's only for the dlc."
by heywaitasecond March 19, 2021
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EA Minutes

The length of time used to describe how long you'll be delayed to complete a certain task when playing a EA sports game. (e.g Fifa, Madden)
Mom 'can you you do the dishes now?'

me 'ive just got 20 EA Minutes left of this game!'
by drkanyewest June 16, 2012
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eas paisa

a california jail gang
the more rugged members often serve 10-15 years
known to have collaborative efforts to lower peers sentences, i.e laziness and outbreaks or fighting
eas paisa homie
by Peccsya December 22, 2022
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ea johanne

Is a girls name with red hair and blue eyes, she's very self confident, strong and sexy. And really really smart.
1. That person is so self confident and strong.
2. Yeh, don't forget sexy.
3. She's almost an Ea Johanne.
3. No way to be an Ea Johanne you have to be smart and clever too, that girl just punched the biggest kid in school. I really don't think so.
by ItsTheSmartOne February 24, 2017
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Ea Sports

by Scottscrab December 21, 2020
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