AMBULANCE DRIVER

What the ignorant world call the people who train there asses off to help injured people. We Are EMT's and PARAMEDICS. Yes we do drive an ambulance, but are way more intelligent than people give credit. WE get abused, mistreated, spit on, cussed at, belittled on a daily basis, miss numerous hours of sleep and miss meals all so we can take you to the hospital, even if it is not truly an emergency and you just want a ride because you believe you will get seen faster. POLICE ARE THE FINEST, FIREFIGHTERS ARE THE BRAVEST AND EMS ARE THE FORGOTTEN.

I called 911 and the ambulance drivers showed up.

by paragod October 20, 2007

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Jew driver

When you are to cheap to buy drinks at the bar, you bring your own vodka in a water bottle, and order an orange juice to save money.

Hal's so cheap, he drank Jew drivers all night.

by Brettchen September 8, 2016

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Adam Driver

Adam Driver: the body of a God. Adam Driver is the most beautiful creature to walk this Earth. He may have a large nose and big ears, but who can deny his raw, untamed beauty. He will always hold a special place in my heart. Too bad he's 36 and is married.

Me (all the time): Why isn't Adam Driver my age?!
Also me: He is to die forrrrr

by Anti-social-butterfly September 18, 2020

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Thanking the bus driver

An act that is simply cool, anybody who genuinely thanks the bus driver is cooler than anybody you could possibly meet. These people are on higher standards of coolness and are highly praised online.

Thanking the bus driver

Tom: Thanks for the ride man
Bus driver: :)
Danny: Yo bro, that was cool af.

by MilkyRocket July 4, 2018

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