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beat doctor

One who is very adept at regulating the beat, rhythm, or any musical driven composition
For this song I'm going to need a beat doctor
by Lucius Black February 9, 2009
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Doctor Sphincter

A guy who tries to tap someones colon right after they've drank a famous beverage containing carbonated pruine juice.
by Dark Chocolate Fudge October 18, 2008
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doctor brain

The art of one yelling “Doctor Brain” aloud while simultaneously flashing others with his ballsack. Typically done in locker rooms
This kid pulled a Doctor Brain in the locker room today, wasn’t a pleasant sight.
by Sham_wow February 13, 2018
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Doctor Dubbya

DR. W - Drunken Raging Whore generally used to refer to a girl who goes from being a prudish Ice-Queen to a Wanton-Hussy overnight.
Amanda Lunny is the prototypical Doctor Dubbya.
by boyTerry September 13, 2011
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Shock Doctor

Someone who is proficient in administering The Shocker.
The Shock Doctor payed me a little visit last night! wasn't expecting that shit but "feels good man".
by Shockdoctor July 27, 2010
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Doctor of Fartology

A special honorary graduate degree that is often conveyed by a beleaguered and long-suffering spouse who may be seeking public acknowledgment of their longstanding situation of having lived with a prolific and noxious farter.
She may have been attempting to gain some degree of collective sympathy and support by unabashedly conveying that Doctor of Fartology degree to her very surprised husband at his retirement party.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2023
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doctoral feces

A doctoral thesis resulting from fraud (typically plagiarism or ghostwriting) as opposed to one based on genuine scholarship. Smells foul only after being exposed but then sticks to the author for life. Exposure usually leads to the revoking of the doctoral degree.

A Piece of ScHmITt (see related entry) constitutes a subtype with a high potential to attract media exposure, although it accounts for only a small portion of all doctoral feces produced.
Not long after our professors started using plagiarism detector software retroactively, they realized doctoral feces are piling up in our faculty library.
by FrankBeaverbrook March 6, 2012
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