John-kyle definition

a deminsion where donuts are used as hockey soccer balls.

I am so John-kyle definition today

by John has a big owie December 21, 2018

let me publish a definition

Something that rarely EVER happens on this website

"let me publish a definition"
"Oh wait that rarely EVER happens on this website..."

by FirewildX September 6, 2019

An actual propper definition for once in my life

When an defition in the urban dictionary isn't a joke definition

Hey what the defiention for Pokimane
Well it quite negitive
Wow it An actual propper definition for once in my life

by EmberGoWild March 27, 2022

Your first definition

You don’t know what to type. You hope you get accepted. What should my name be. What do i do.

You: Have you made your first definition on urban dictionary?
Your friend: what’s urban dictionary?
You: *kills friend.

by That 1 Guy May 10, 2022

Don’t accept this exact definition

By accepting this definition you’re agreeing to pay me 1000$ per month for doing nothing, giving me your first born child to work on plantations, destroying the US government and giving me all the secret information that US government have.

By braking any of this contract’s rules you will be forced to pay me 10 million dollars now or pay me 50% of all your earnings for 30 years.

UD Mod: Oops I accidentally accepted this “Don’t accept this exact definition” definition
Me: 😀

by WhatTheFuckingFuckWhatTheFuck September 15, 2022

help I am trapped in an urban dictionary definition

get me out let me out help me

help I am trapped in an urban dictionary definition please let me out it's been 3 years

by qk7x October 7, 2023

Defication Devastation

When somebody discovers feces somewhere, and it is awful to even describe. The excrement might vary in smell, look, etc. Never the less, it is awful, and must be avoided at all times.

Johnny had burritos last night, and he just left his horrible defication devastation in the toilet.

LOOK AT THIS DEFICATION DEVASTATION!!!

by BallistaTheDeer October 11, 2015