domestisexy

A significant other doing household domestic chores such as mopping or washing the dishes or cooking.

Damn babe. Look at your domestisexy fine self washing my car. Mmmm mm mm 😉😈🤤

by Deviant Angel 😈😇 July 11, 2022

Domestics

Teenagers/People in their early 20s who have been in the same boring relationship for an absurd number of years, wasting their youth on one lame person instead of enjoying single life precisely when they're supposed to.

-How long's your sister been going out with that guy?
-I don't know, like 5 years?
-Since they were 15?!?!?!
-Tell me about it. Fucking domestics man.

by M.Z.G November 26, 2010

domestically challenged

Homeless

That domestically challenged gentleman just asked me for a dollar.

by communityservice April 29, 2011

Domesticated foreigner

Hunter Biden's term for women who are legal foreign residents of the United States.

Where does Hunter Biden come up with terms such as domesticated foreigner anyways?

by Sexydimma June 18, 2021

Cat-domesticated being

A phrase (compound adjective) to describe a cat fanatic who loves cats so blindly that they bond with their cats in a masochistic relationship as they love every treatment they get from their cats even the bad ones such as ignoring, scratching, grumbling, etc.

- What are these red marks on your arm?
- Aweee! these are cat scratches , my cat scratched me yesterday while I was having fun with her, isn’t she sooooo cute? I love these marks they show me how much she loves me :)
- You really are such a cat-domesticated being, ma friend!

by Hasan Iessa January 4, 2021

dopestick

Something extremely awesome.

This concert is so dopestick!

by SumKididunno October 27, 2007

Domestisexual

A heterosexual male who performs a majority of the household chores even though he has a live-in girlfriend or is married. Most likely pussy-whipped, he will readily take slave-like commands from his girlfriend or wife. See definition #3 for Mangina.

"Look at him, he's doing the laundry, making the beds, cooking dinner, and he's even vacuumed the entire house!"

"Yeah, he's a domestisexual."

"She orders him around like her own personal house-slave."

"Right! He's a domestisexual now".

by Masogynist1974 August 19, 2010