Crow bro

A crow that is so legit and chill that it officially qualifies as a bro.

Man there is this crow outside my apartment that never craps on my car! He's a crow bro!

by Mad Plutonian Overlord December 14, 2015

Crow Bust

You and all your pals climb a tree and have a circle jerk into a crow nest

Me and the bros just got down from having a crow bust

by Dr. CrowBust March 29, 2019

drinky crow

A drinking bird that tries to kill himself until his monkey friend Gabby fucks it up. Also, there's a captain, with a daughter. They constantly try to get laid with her. I mean Gabby and Crow. Not her father. These characters were in a fucked up comic known as "Maakies". It had a TV adaptation on Adult Swim. It sucked! Only ran for 11 episodes. And if you see it, you won't wonder why.

Drinky crow is an alcoholic bird.

by poopmanwtf101 September 21, 2016

Crow Snatch

A wrinkling of the skin around the vagina. Can be caused by too many Brazilian waxes.

I think Mary has been waxing too much she has a bad case of crow snatch.

by The Candy Man April 3, 2012

Crow's Face

The act of cumming on a girls face and then throwing feathers on it.

For Halloween Marni wanted to look like a bird, so Elias gave her a Crow's Face.

by Isharted69 October 31, 2011

The purple crow

The act of holding your penis tightly as to cut off circulation while your significant other stretch’s the testicular sack while making bird sounds

I lost my mind when she hit her knees and performed the purple crow.

by The purple master December 27, 2019

crow-jackin

When one crosses the street illegally. Not in a cross walk.

Make sure you cross on a cross walk, the crow-jackin police are on the way

by thedominator22 October 11, 2009