by SamFlynn2010 July 19, 2018
only the best tiktok account for Little Debbie’s cosmic brownies ever. includes a png of a cosmic brownie in front of beautiful backgrounds with beautiful music. has over 37k+ followers as of august 2023.
by sultryjellyfish August 14, 2023
Shooting your load on the ceiling of a black light lit room. Leaving behind spots that look like the night sky
by Stickworks December 18, 2017
An intelligent person who is capable of doing math but, for reasons of entropy/fate/providence/bad luck, gets the answers wrong anyway, even to the extent that even math teachers are stumped as to why.
"I checked my answer 20 times. 20 TIMES! And the teacher checked it five times! I showed my work twice over. Neither of us knows how I got question 4 so wrong."
"You poor cosmic miscalculite..."
"You poor cosmic miscalculite..."
by gorpoglorp January 28, 2023
The new term coinded by Link E. Starbureiy given to the old 'Big Bang'. This word is more appropriate because it implies that two or more objects collided and created the universe, rather than a random-source explosion.
by Cosmologer September 29, 2007
by TheHomieLettuce January 02, 2022
by markssssksks December 07, 2020