completely newscasted

Obscure British slang for extremely drunk; one step above "absolutely plastered"

from "Not the Nine O'Clock News", referencing Reginald Bosanquet

How's Liam?
Completely newscasted, mate

by SpannerLive April 18, 2023

completing the syllabus

Having sexual relations with a member of every course at your university or college.

Sally: So I like Dave a lot, do you think I should go for it with him?

Judy: Definitely, he's a Philosophy student and you only have Philosophy and Maths to go before you're finished completing the syllabus

by qwertydave69 October 14, 2015

completely on me

When you make an outrageous statement, and need to apologise before the other person can even reply because of how outrageous the statement was.

Ash: 'That girl is a future star fr'
Koko: 'Bro she's Twel--'
Ash: ' yeah completely on me'

by destroyer2643187 February 23, 2024

a complete and utter destruction of the senses

a song made by a one member band known as heaven pierce her, whos one member is known as hakita. it appears in hit game ultrakill in the level 1-2.

"hey do you listen to a complete and utter destruction of the senses"
"yes, i like a complete and utter destruction of the senses. it's a great song"

by boykisser99 June 30, 2023

50 feeter completer

the almighty cock possessed by dudes named chad. These cock-i-nators have a 100% guarantee to please a women.

Robert:*soft moan* nice cock chad ;)
Chad: ۜ\(סּںסּَ` )/ۜ
Robert: You weren't lying about your 50 feeter completer

by I caught him lacking so hard March 1, 2023

Complete and Utter nothingness

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"Fair enough"
"."
"Good point"
"Complete and utter nothingness"
"Shame on you"

by OH EM GEE EYE DEE GEE AYE EFF February 4, 2018

Complete Titty Fuck

The scientific vernacular for shredding the pectoralis major, pectoralis minor and the serratus anterior while in the gym. (Aka, shredding the fuck out of your titty's).

Damn bro! That last rep gave me a complete titty fuck!!

by OG Mud69 November 30, 2022