complete bakery

Complete Bakery is another way of saying you’re baked/cooked, or what had happened is really bad.

It is a complete bakery in here bro.

by mixedupsicko November 21, 2024

A complete tagine

Someone who "Asks how to make couscous" so frequently that they are as useful in most scenarios as a North African stew of spiced meat and/or vegetables prepared by slow cooking in a shallow earthenware cooking dish with a tall, conical lid.

"yeah...I'm not a complete tagine"

by Spanner16 November 14, 2025

Complete fucking bum

A dude or ho that can't, or won't get a job. He who always has to ask his friends for money and favors. KNOWING DAMN WELL THE HE WON'T PAY SHIT BACK. Or AKA basically people that just lie and douche around to other people or their girlfriend.

John: Hey Vanessa, don't date that dickhead over there, he's a Complete fucking bum.

Vanessa: In what way is he a bum john?

John: Hey Vinnie, how's thing's going with this new girl your talking too?

Vinnie: Well, pretty decent, I ain't gonna hold, not as good as some others though.

Vanessa: I see what you mean by Complete fucking bum.

by Jt,yourfavoritebrooklynMF January 11, 2026

Complete (start (+×÷#*=) stop)

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Complete (start (+×÷#*=) stop)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025

I am complete (02/03/2025).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am complete (02/03/2025).

by TheGravelDesign February 3, 2025

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by AddictOfWhilster February 27, 2025

completely different scenario

a canned response to validate the responder's hypocritical actions as non-hypocritical

"So now you want to wave the national flag? Didn't you call that 'racist' a few years ago?"

"Completely different scenario! I'm doing this because it's against that evil foreign leader!"

by tourchan February 27, 2025