Coach Tony may be the sexiest man alive. He is a pro golfer who is proud of both of his kids, his oldest one especially because he plays and starts on varsity basketball. He is only adressed as coach because of his dominance and if you ever call him by just tony he will assert 100% power and have more control than thanos and blow up the entire multi-verse. In his prime he was 3 feet 26 inches tall and 220lbs all muscle, all varsity sports. Everyone wishes he were their dad.
by Honey nut on ur mom February 07, 2019
by Coach Marks Hater May 10, 2012
by WHAT_U_SCARED February 08, 2010
by Hugh anhus February 25, 2020
by i eat penis as a snack October 02, 2019
Type of nightmare where one is paralysed and unable to move. In its most horrifying form, one is incarcerated on one's back inside a long pipe; light (usually coloured, e.g. cyan, yellow or magenta) may be seen in the distance at one end of the pipe, but the pipe itself is black.
Dizzy coach nightmares are usually accompanied by an echoing low-pitched mechanical droning sound, similar to a recording of a cement mixer subjected to excessive reverb.
Dizzy coach nightmares are usually accompanied by an echoing low-pitched mechanical droning sound, similar to a recording of a cement mixer subjected to excessive reverb.
by Rick Mills September 08, 2004