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Chowing the numbers

To deceptively manipulate poll or vote numbers in order to show strengthened support for your position or opinion.
In 2008, the website of Trinity-Spadina MP Olivia Chow of the New Democratic Party of Canada was flooded with numerous votes that contradicted her political position. Her website administrator reset the numbers, deleting votes that were contrary to her political stance. A big controversy ensued, and her political staff admitted to tampering the numbers. "Chowing the numbers" is used in reference to her last name, Chow.
by David Eckmier December 21, 2008
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Choping Wood

Masterbate.....:)
Guy: What are you doing
Other Guy: Choping wood!
Guy: Oh god why in front of me!!!!
by WOUNDERWIPER March 26, 2009
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Choking Heaters

(Verb) The act of smoking a cigarette.

See Also: Choking Heatsticks
Brah 1: Yo, Where's the Rob-meister at?

Brah 2: Him and Smith are out back choking heaters.
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Choking the lobster

A sex term in which one "chokes the chicken", but in order to fertilize a female lobster.
Phil: I found out the fast way that "Larry" was really a "Louise", the egg sack scared me at first...I was like wtf is that!

Jerry: Then you figured "If you wanna do something right, you've got to do it yourself" and unzipped your pants.

Seth: Choking the lobster eh? I see ya.
by crackerdoctor June 19, 2011
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Choking On His/Her Corn

Excessive vomiting after a night of extreme drinking, prior to which you ate a big meal.
After last nights party Becka spent an hour choking on his/her corn.
by Hera Rose September 7, 2014
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Choking Pirate

When a guy ejaculates in his own eye or a girls eye and continues to choke him or her out while holding his eye and throat.
Natalie Bair, choking pirate.
"Man, you got that in my eye, let me choke you"

"Gave that bitch a choking pirate"
by Santa9511 April 23, 2014
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Choking The Turkey

My boyfriend came everywhere when I caught him choking the turkey.
by Freesha Vocado July 3, 2016
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