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chess

a game in which anal beads are actively present and involved.
GUY 1: "Hey bro, you wanna play chess"

GUY 2: " Yeah... let me grab my beads"...
by Holga135 October 8, 2022
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Chess

If two people never sit down at a table and engage in the chess match, none of the pieces on the board, not even the queen (the most powerful piece) has any real power. The closer somebody gets you to the board, the more of the illusion you miss.
As long as somebody can get you to play chess, they can also get you to do what they want you to do.
by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021
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Chess For Ninnies

A general term for anything stupid, bad, or weird; easily inserted into a sentence. Your typical negative slang phrase.
Person 1: “Hey did you hear that new song?”
Person 2: “I don’t listen to much new music, it’s all just chess for ninnies anyways.”
Person 1: “Maybe YOU’RE chess for ninnies!”
by Shmuppydoggle July 18, 2025
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Gaslighting Chess

A psychological game where one or more people deliberately feed matching lies, half-truths, or “scripts” to control how another person sees reality — like chess pieces being moved on a board.
“He described the situation as gaslighting chess, where multiple parties mirrored lies to corner him emotionally and psychologically.”
by anonymous September 8, 2025
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Chess

When somebody says something is chess not checkers, they're implying that it is somehow more serious, or to be taken more seriously than checkers if it's chess, even though they are both games. Not everything in life is a board game, so the worst kind of game is one that seems designed to be taken seriously when games are the opposite of serious.
by The Original Agahnim September 22, 2021
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chessing

Wow, he's really good at chessing.
He : What are you doing?
Me : Im chessing.
by joebidenXIJr February 3, 2023
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Dego Chess

To tell a beaner named Diego to play chess with you.
by Spiegg September 20, 2023
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