Cat

Why the fuck are you searching up cat? You should know what a cat is your retard.

Cats, seriously? You retard

by Liv Baker March 5, 2019

Cat

An adorable animal who is very furry. Ha! Cats don't measure up to dogs, dogs are loyal, whereas cats are not.

The cat climbed up the fence

by DammQueen June 7, 2017

Cat

Word used to designate a thing that has four legs, emits cries that sound like "rrrr" and "meow", eats mainly meat, runs away due to nothings, likes to get petted, has claws, has a triangular pink nose, has a short, absent or long fur, dislikes strong smells, likes to annoy humans, lives for about 12-15 years and breeds like a madman. Is very agile and can run fast and jump higher than its own length. Can also purr, producing motorlike sounds.

Did you see my cat? I did not hear a meow since I came back from work.

My cat is very annoying. Yet I don't even know what it wants. I would like to be able to mute it.

by Shiny_Destory May 15, 2016

Cat

A (sometimes) little piece of shit that hates it when you get in its personal bubble. But at the same time loves getting its rear end right in your face while also hitting you with its tail.

This cat has its bootyhole right next to my face. Oh yeah, and the tail hair is in my mouth... what delight!

by Mycrazyexwontleavemealonehelp October 24, 2019

Cat

An awful pet

"You got a cat?"
"Yea"
"I think you mean trash"

by SPacehawk February 13, 2017

Cat

A Slang word used to represent a cigarette.

1. Yo let's smoke up some cats!
2. I bought a pack o' cats wanna smoke?
3. Pass me a cat and we'll roll out.

by <Maxpower> May 26, 2008

Cat

The 'cat' I am defining is another word for vagina or p*ssy ;
Seriously...no joke.

"Dude her cat stank."
"Man for real?!"
"Hell yee-ah, bitch."

by WassupMsBooty August 4, 2009