Cat

Mean little pieces of shits. If you were getting shot your cat would do fixing nothing. All they do is sit around and be lazy fucks. Sometimes scratches you and furniture.

My cat shit near her litter box instead of in the litter box

by High g8 guy March 18, 2019

Cat

A meal commonly eaten for meals by asin people heavily popular in Asian countries as opposed to not other major countries

My Asian friend found a cat and ate it for dinner

by Dinnercat July 21, 2018

Cat

ANIMALS THAT WITH COME WHENEVER THE FUCK THEY FEEL LIKE IT

while I was bleeding out on the ground hopelessly, my cat sat there and yawned.

by Queen_gurl_thing😊❤️ June 4, 2018

Cat

A fluffy demon that sometimes is let’s you hold and pet it but if you do for too long you will not survive. Overall very cute.

A cat is fluffy.

by Anderfish killer May 30, 2023

Cat

An awful pet

"You got a cat?"
"Yea"
"I think you mean trash"

by SPacehawk February 13, 2017

Cat

A Slang word used to represent a cigarette.

1. Yo let's smoke up some cats!
2. I bought a pack o' cats wanna smoke?
3. Pass me a cat and we'll roll out.

by <Maxpower> May 26, 2008

Cat

The 'cat' I am defining is another word for vagina or p*ssy ;
Seriously...no joke.

"Dude her cat stank."
"Man for real?!"
"Hell yee-ah, bitch."

by WassupMsBooty August 4, 2009