Coochi Hair

Short, Thin or Thick Hair
Used as a Roast to define those who have Short, ugly, thin hair.
(no racism)

Girl on the internet: Girl you ugly asf
Me: And? You got coochi hair so you cover that up with weave, stahp it-

by MiaxAneesa June 07, 2019

Coochie Bear

A person who you are deeply in love with.

I love you my little coochie bear!

by Battle Rocket November 03, 2022

Unliberalized Coochie

A pussy that has been de-liberalized by conservative ideals (meaning that that pussy is no longer good anymore)

Jenna told me that she had recently got unliberalized coochie, so kicked her ass out and had sex with her liberalized sister

by Rionox January 08, 2023

coochie check

When you use your coochie to get men to buy goods and services for you.

Alicia tried to buy herself a car with a coochie check and it bounced.

by catlady70 November 24, 2015

Furry Coochie

It’s a fucking gourmet dish. A good pussy with a lot of hair, some people find it disgusting.

Boy 1:Fuck that furry coochie was fire
Boy 2: Yuh
Boy 3: the fuck

by FurryCoochie123 January 17, 2020

Meaningful Coochie

When your friend asks why your single. You tell them you're looking for Meaningful Coochie. The type of coochie that won't flake, ghost you, or leave you with Tinder Balls. Similar to Tinder Tart, only this time you got first date off seeing her irl.

Friend 1: Hey man why the fuck do I keep getting fucked over? All this Coochie is nice but I can't settle.

Friend 2: I don't know man, find yourself

some Meaningful Coochie.

by coochiebegouch69 February 18, 2019

Coochie Cum

When the vaginal canal starts leaking with juices.

Guy 1: Last night the girl that I was with had tons of juices flowing.
Guy 2: Bro... That's called coochie cum.

by Prince de Clout May 22, 2019