internet chef

A lazy fat bastard who always post rant comments on every non-Gordon Ramsay cooking Youtube videos about the lack of seasoning where in reality it is well-seasoned, incorrect way of chopping onions etc.., or simply they spot and find insignificant mistakes and then proceeds to rant about it. They gain their culinary knowledge by watching Gordon Ramsay videos (mostly on Hells Kitchen and Kitchen Nightmares) and believes that Ramsay is the only best-of-all chef and noboby can beat him.

John: *watching cooking video* What a bloody fucker, he overcook the pork by 1 second *proceeds to rant*.....*screams autistically*

Fred: *sitting besides John* Why the fuck you screaming asshole

John: Oh yeah?.... this loser chef in the video cant even cook and calls himself a chef? Imma even a better chef than this twat!!!

Fred: lmao you retarded, you cant even cook bruh...... lmao lmao you always relied on mcdonalds you fucking internet chef

by fakeBanan April 14, 2019

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Yes Chef!

A gleeful, sarcastic response used to mock an authority figure giving unreasonable instructions or non-constructive feedback.

Meatbag: What are you waiting for? That tank isn't going to stab itself to death with a butter knife!
Respondent: Yes Chef!

Jackass: This is fucking terrible! Do better next time.
Respondent: Yes Chef!

by F.A.S. November 23, 2022

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