Very well known local celebrity in Poughkeepsie, NY. Noted for her short height, sociopathic tendencies, and exceptional skills in addressing people as if they are elementary schoolchildren. May be used as a noun or verb.
E.g., v. "I just Beth Ainsworthed my boyfriend because he didn't do my homework."
n. "Beth Ainsworth just spilled coffee all over herself, and is now forcing a college student to clean up her mess."
n. "Beth Ainsworth just spilled coffee all over herself, and is now forcing a college student to clean up her mess."
by TheMeek October 9, 2013
Get the Beth Ainsworthmug. Beth is the most beautiful girl i know. With the sweetest eyes you could ever imagine and the most perfect lips to complement them. Beth is kind, caring, hilariously funny but most importantly the cutest person I’ve ever had the pleasure to be with. When I am down, she makes me happy and when she is down I try to do everything in my power to make her happy too (even if we’ve just fallen out over a debate on sexual harassment) but no matter what, whatever happens ever, I will always well and truly love Beth.
by Tmptrapp March 12, 2021
Get the Bethmug. You may think it's a good idea from behind 15ft away. Once you engage you wonder how she aged 60 years. Don't go any father for it's your grandmother's scratched records down under.
by BrattyGinger13 October 2, 2020
Get the Beth Brownmug. v. To shit in one's own bathtub, hot tub, or shower after falling asleep in it by accident. It is more or less a good thing, if you don't mind being known as that person who shat themselves in their own bathtub/hot tub/shower.
Last night I got drunk, passed out in the shower, and when I woke up, I saw that I had decided to pull a Beth in my sleep.
Luke? Isn't he that kid who pulled a Beth at the hot tub party?
Luke? Isn't he that kid who pulled a Beth at the hot tub party?
by Padya Appleseed February 3, 2012
Get the Pull a Bethmug. Jenni Beth is larger than life, has more compassion for animals than humans, and goes by the tick of her own clock. The first to say someone else is wrong, the last to say they are. You’ll be confused by her loyalty, or you can say lack of. She doesn’t believe in a right time to correct someone (watch your mouth when your around her). She’ll support you while you clean the dishes, and feed the dogs while your at it. Extra strong hands for holding phones or iPads along with the stylus. Has a real knack for computer games and/or apps. What can we say, she’s the real life of the party. Beware, she’ll complain that you don’t do anything when she does the same.
by Debony1955 November 4, 2018
Get the jenni bethmug. oh, um.. a sweet, loving, amazing friend! always a person you can rely on no matter what :) and...... SHE IS ONE OF A KIND :) WE LOVE YOU KAYBEE :) xxxxx
by Cat Face August 27, 2011
Get the Kelley-Bethmug. by Rian_Mcnabb November 24, 2016
Get the Spicy Bethmug.