A drinking apparatus to consume large amounts of rum in a short amount of time. Consists of several feet of tubing connected to a valve and another section of tubing a few inches long. The tube is inserted into the rum, preferably a 2 liter of rum & coke, which is placed above the drinker, either at the top of stairs or a loft. The valve is opened and gravity forces rum down the tube and into your throat. Guaranteed to mess you up.
Holy hell, we downed that half gallon of rum in like... 20 minutes. I don't even feel a thing though.
(10 minutes later)
Dude, i'm not feeling too good... that Rum Bong really messed me up. I can barely walk.
(10 minutes later)
Dude, i'm not feeling too good... that Rum Bong really messed me up. I can barely walk.
by Timmy W. April 26, 2008

by Irie Dude September 20, 2003

by oolong August 17, 2006

A beer bong filled with beer and quadrito (Cheetos, Dorito's, Fritos, and Tito's Vodka). A favorite amongst frat daddy's and those looking for a high-calorie liquid intake!
by Sparky the SunDevil April 19, 2014

The dirtiest fucking bong you’ve ever seen. This bong will never leave the house. The kid that uses it is most likely the lasiesr stoner you have ever met. Made in China
by PensHockey71 October 25, 2018

by Mir0ki September 16, 2021

This occurs when a rookie bong user proceeds to wrap their lips over the top of a bong as if they were about to perform fellatio. Witnesses usually express laughter, and disgust.
Steve to Stacey - "Hey Stacey, stop blowin the bong, it's NOT your boyfriends penis!"
Fred to Steve - "Is Stacey givin Bong Jobs again? I thought I told her not to."
Fred to Steve - "Is Stacey givin Bong Jobs again? I thought I told her not to."
by Wheeler69 March 9, 2013
