Skip to main content

Arkansas Alligator

When you're getting a blowjob from your hot cousin and she bites your dick as you nut. It will feel like getting bit by an alligator since your nerves are so sensitive.
Adam: "My cousin gave me the Arkansas Alligator last night after the Hogs lost. I needed something kinky to get my redneck spirits up."
Dan: "I wish I had a cousin as hot as yours YIYIYI"
by HouCou2003 November 3, 2022
mugGet the Arkansas Alligatormug.

arkansas ninja rape

When you put on all you can gear from last hunting season and proceed to sneak up on your cousin and bend him/her over and start jamming you 3inch errected penis into their asshole while pinching their nipples but in the end the cousin really enjoyed it
I could go for some Arkansas Ninja Rape right now.
by Datboi1234 July 6, 2017
mugGet the arkansas ninja rapemug.

Arkansas Orange Roughy

When your cousin eats a whole bag of Cheetos and then gives you a dry handjob.
My cousin Sheila just ate a whole bag a Cheetos then gave me the worst Arkansas Orange Roughy I’ve ever had!!
by The Playroom’s On Fire September 24, 2021
mugGet the Arkansas Orange Roughymug.

Arkansas Mom

Blonde White mom who has 3 kids 2 sons ages 8 and 11 and one daughter age 15. Only plays Christian Music and Homeschools children with their only form of education being the bible.
My mom is such an arkansas mom, She caught me listening to fetty wap and made me reread the entire bible.
by ceoofsexandaverysexyman June 3, 2021
mugGet the Arkansas Mommug.

Arkansas Spray Tan

1. When someone farts in your face when you bend down to pickup something from the floor.

2. When showering with someone else who farts when you bend down to pickup the soap.
3. When your significant other notices the backside of your underwear are discolored.
I don’t know if I want to shower with you again after the Arkansas spray tan you gave me the last time.
I thought our relationship was going great until you decided it would be funny to give me an Arkansas spray tan.
See, this is why I won’t do your laundry… it’s just gross when you give your skivvies an Arkansas Spray Tan.
by anonymous November 23, 2024
mugGet the Arkansas Spray Tanmug.

Arkansas wind sock

The initiation of fellatio on an uncircumcised penis before it is fully erect, leaving the foreskin dangling like a wind sock. Arkansas is the home of Big River Steel, where the technique was pioneered.
Cashier: Why is your foreskin so floppy?

Customer: The missus just gave me the old Arkansas wind sock.
by HeyBubba June 5, 2023
mugGet the Arkansas wind sockmug.

Arkansas Suitcase

A paper sack, or anything that is not really a suitcase that a person from Arkansas uses as a suitcase.
by Jr H Roger April 14, 2023
mugGet the Arkansas Suitcasemug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email