Arkansas Shauntail

While fishing with your buddies, the act of removing your clothing and fingering your belly button while simultaneously jiggin or jerking your/their rod.

Poor Paul was never quite the same after he got one of them Arkansas Shauntails…

by hoosierdaddy3 November 18, 2021

Arkansas hair straightener

The act of jizzing in a woman's hair and putting her hair in your ass. After, clench your cheeks and pull the hair through, in order to straighten it.

Yesterday Aidan and I did the Arkansas hair straightener and it worked like a charm. My hair has never been more straight.

by Mr. Sumo88 April 25, 2024

Arkansas Wet Willie

The Arkansas Wet Willie is where you go down to Booneville, Arkansas and go "mudding". While you are mudding you stop mid-way and start to have sexual intercouse. When finished, you go back to "mudding".

Me and Jessica just got done doing the ol' Arkansas Wet Willie

by Stinky_Pinkyyyyyy00 September 10, 2024

Arkansas Chili Pie

The act of shitting in your lady friend’s vagina while simultaneously packing Fritos up her poop chute. Once complete, enjoy.

Not to be confused with the alabama hot pocket.

Darlene gave me that look last night before bed, had to give her the ole Arkansas Chili Pie.

by theyeetman February 15, 2019

haskell arkansas

Literally the most hick town in the state of Arkansas. It's not uncommon to see people driving their tractors...to school! It's small, the people are small time, and no one typically ever leaves. Those that do are the lucky ones to have escaped.

Person 1: you're from Haskell Arkansas?!
Person 2: damn straight
1: sucks to be so small time

by Thatonehick91 March 17, 2014

Green forest Arkansas

Green Forest is one of the places on earth where you should not spend a minute in. There’s fuckin nothing to do, the stores here suck, and it’s so simple. But the people there are very nice a sweet, except all the crackheads there

“Hey do you wanna go to Green forest Arkansas tomorrow?”

“I don’t wanna get a nicotine addiction form those preteens today.”

by That one crackhead in town July 5, 2019

Arkansas leaf blower

The act of having your partner complete fellatio on you until climax, at which point you quickly cover their mouth with one hand and tickle them with the other until your seed is exhaled through their nose.

“Mel was talking big game last night, so I turned her into an Arkansas leaf blower to shut her up

by ReyisRight November 21, 2023