Arkansas Pork Fist

To perform this maneuver, bring home a burly female in order best imitate the anatomy of a pig. During sex, place her in the doggy style position and lube up your dominant fist and forearm with lukewarm bacon grease. Place your clenched fist roughly 3 inches from her beaver, and, without warning, thrust your fist far inside her whilst yelling “WOO PIG SOOIE!” in true Arkansas fashion. Sit back and enjoy as she squeals like a pig!

I’d love to take that hog home and show her what a proper Arkansas Pork Fist is all about!

by DegenerateTool1234 November 15, 2023

Arkansas Windmill

The act of having intercourse with a midget and you pick her up and twist her full body on your dick in a circular motion.

I gave that girl Wendy an Arkansas Windmill last night.

by PervertedPatrickStar69 January 21, 2024

Arkansas shuffle

The act of deceiving another driver, by slowing down when approaching the other vehicle. Then waiving or even smiling at the other vehicle driver to make them assume you are giving them the right of way. Then BOOM, you speed off leaving them confused.

I'm going to let that nice old lady back out of her parking spot, WRONG.... you ain't getting in front of me gramps, you just tasted the Arkansas shuffle.

by Sgtbiddyboom June 30, 2023

Arkansas headlock

When a man wraps his legs around his partners head with his penis in his partners mouth

She said she gave a good blowjob, I asked her if she had ever had an Arkansas headlock.

by Skyclimber Knievel September 25, 2022

Arkansas white sauce

Similar to, “Alabama White Sauce”.
Arkansas white sauce is having your cousins pussy juice in your mouth.

“I saw my cousin at the last family and got Arkansas white sauced in the bathroom, haven’t been able to get the taste out my mouth, it’s been a week.”

by pussyfootin666 February 12, 2024

Arkansas Orange Roughy

When your cousin eats a whole bag of Cheetos and then gives you a dry handjob.

My cousin Sheila just ate a whole bag a Cheetos then gave me the worst Arkansas Orange Roughy I’ve ever had!!

by The Playroom’s On Fire September 24, 2021

Arkansas Mom

Blonde White mom who has 3 kids 2 sons ages 8 and 11 and one daughter age 15. Only plays Christian Music and Homeschools children with their only form of education being the bible.

My mom is such an arkansas mom, She caught me listening to fetty wap and made me reread the entire bible.

by ceoofsexandaverysexyman June 3, 2021