Wacky 'n' wonderful "A-to-Z" definitions pertaining to da "state wif another state's name inside it" region.
Prime examples of "alphabetical Arkansas" include:
Barkansas: A locale where da dogs are prolifically vocal.
Darkansas: A deep-south demographic where a lot of da citizens are either well-tanned or of African descent.
Harkansas: Where everyone either actively recalls past eras or listens up and pays attention.
Larkansas: A land with lots of songbirds.
Markansas: A state where either Mr. Twain lived, or they make extensive use of chalk and/or Sharpie-pens to identify items, specify locations/measurements, etc.
Narkansas: A "stool-pigeon mecca" where zealots habitually turn anyone over to da Feds who's associated with less-than-legal medicinal/recreational substances.
Parkansas: An area where young folks regularly share delightful "lovers lane" encounters.
Barkansas: A locale where da dogs are prolifically vocal.
Darkansas: A deep-south demographic where a lot of da citizens are either well-tanned or of African descent.
Harkansas: Where everyone either actively recalls past eras or listens up and pays attention.
Larkansas: A land with lots of songbirds.
Markansas: A state where either Mr. Twain lived, or they make extensive use of chalk and/or Sharpie-pens to identify items, specify locations/measurements, etc.
Narkansas: A "stool-pigeon mecca" where zealots habitually turn anyone over to da Feds who's associated with less-than-legal medicinal/recreational substances.
Parkansas: An area where young folks regularly share delightful "lovers lane" encounters.
by QuacksO October 6, 2024
Get the alphabetical Arkansasmug. When you put on all you can gear from last hunting season and proceed to sneak up on your cousin and bend him/her over and start jamming you 3inch errected penis into their asshole while pinching their nipples but in the end the cousin really enjoyed it
by Datboi1234 July 6, 2017
Get the arkansas ninja rapemug. A paper sack, or anything that is not really a suitcase that a person from Arkansas uses as a suitcase.
by Jr H Roger April 14, 2023
Get the Arkansas Suitcasemug. man eats spicy food and shits his atomic bomb into his partners mouth. she then gives a blowjob to her partner until the shit goes down her throat. after it gets digested she shits it back out
by jacksonmunn224 February 27, 2025
Get the arkansas atomic bombmug. The initiation of fellatio on an uncircumcised penis before it is fully erect, leaving the foreskin dangling like a wind sock. Arkansas is the home of Big River Steel, where the technique was pioneered.
Cashier: Why is your foreskin so floppy?
Customer: The missus just gave me the old Arkansas wind sock.
Customer: The missus just gave me the old Arkansas wind sock.
by HeyBubba June 5, 2023
Get the Arkansas wind sockmug. Beautiful blue college town, home of the U of A, Walmart, Hobos and College kids, and a lot of gay people.
by MrSpicyMcChicken September 1, 2025
Get the Fayetteville Arkansasmug. When you give a girl a wet willy but instead of using your finger and saliva. You stick your cummed up dick in her ear.
by Camden Scott April 22, 2025
Get the Arkansas Wet Willymug.