after coming home from having a shitty day and all you feel is angry, the best course of action being of course, to angry nap. You just need to kind of start things over; an angry nap is the solution.
"yeah, i had such a shitty day yesterday, I just decided to take an angry nap when I got home."
"oh, did you wake up feeling better?"
"yeah, definitely"
"oh, did you wake up feeling better?"
"yeah, definitely"
by Lexington Rockwell April 16, 2009
1. used to describe the usually unwanted erection which only occurs with high levels of stress or anger.
2. can also be used to describe situations in which there has been anger or drama, but overall still quite amusing.
2. can also be used to describe situations in which there has been anger or drama, but overall still quite amusing.
1. 'oh dear..... hes got an angry boner' or 'he was so pissed off he got an angry boner'
2. 'it was a bit of an angry boner night'
2. 'it was a bit of an angry boner night'
by castleton February 09, 2009
While a girl is sucking you off, right as you are about to cum, you grab hold of her head and pull her mouth as far onto your cock as possible. She proceeds to gag from the cock unexpectedly being rammed down her throat, but since your cock is blocking her air passage, her cough (and your cum) exit through her nose. The cum dripping out of both of the girl’s nostrils, resembles a dragon’s snout - and after pulling a stunt like this, you can be sure she's going to be an angry one.
I pulled an Angry Dragon on that slut I hooked up with last night.
I dare you to do the Angry Dragon on that chick if you end up going back to her place tonight.
I dare you to do the Angry Dragon on that chick if you end up going back to her place tonight.
by SexMaster August 17, 2005
It starts with a male doing his partner from behind. The male then removes his member from the vagina placing the tip against his partners asshole as if he is attempting anal sex. The female immediately looks back at the male making a dolphin or porpoise sound..."Ehh Ehh, Ehh Ehh"...as if saying no way.
She was getting hot during some doggystyle sex, so I tried for the alternative but got only the angry porpoise.
by "Skinney" Kinney April 26, 2010
When you are having sex with a female and right before you jizz in her face you yell "FREEZE" then shoot anyways.
by Shaneomac87 July 06, 2011
An angry seagull is a sexual term, it refers to the act of hiding in a cupboard or other item of furnishings and viewing a couple engageing in an act of passion i.e. fucking eachother senseless, this is common when a husband is spying on his wife while shes having sex with someone else, the act may be commited whilst sipping a refreshing beverage, whilst watching the dirty pervert will toss ones self off (for our American readers, Jerk ones self off) and Jizz into ones hand, he will then proceed to break free off his hiding place and run at the couple doing the dirty yelling caaaa caaaa, like a seagull, and waving ones arms in a windmill effect, also similiar to a seagull, this will mean ones love potion is flung over the horny couple rendering them both disgruntled and embarresed.
"I bust a naughty all over your mommas face last night ciril", "I know Germentrude i was watching from a wardrobe, i was planning to commit the Angry seagul but unfortunately i didnt make a sexy explosion in time", "Oh what a dreadful shame my good man, well better luck next time", "Why thankyou my dear friend i will practice more for next time"
by Muhammed Legend June 16, 2007
by Trebor Sivad May 27, 2008