invented by the Eskimos, the Alaskan Pipeline is the act of jerking your shit into a condom until it is full with your cum, tie it off, and freeze it by placing it in the freezer (the Eskimos simply left if outside their igloos). when the cum stick is completely solid, take it out of the condom and use it to pleasure yourself, its the most retarded way to get pregnant.
If you want to get pregnant by getting donated sperm, ask for a number of specimens, mix them up and perform the Alaskan Pipeline, then you will have either the most fucked up kid ever, or one with super powers
by PITITTY November 04, 2009
You take a snowball and ram it into any orivace. Perferable the Vagina or Anus. Yellow snow will work to but must be let to chill again if you have made it yourself.
by Leroy25 March 21, 2008
When an Alaskan (or anyone, really) either:
If male, cuts a hole in the ice in a lake and uses the hole as a fake vajayjay for masturbation.
If female, cuts a chunk of ice out of a lake and uses the chunk of ice as a fake peeweeheehee.
If male, cuts a hole in the ice in a lake and uses the hole as a fake vajayjay for masturbation.
If female, cuts a chunk of ice out of a lake and uses the chunk of ice as a fake peeweeheehee.
by ShowMeUnicorns January 09, 2011
Guy 1: Shit, it's pouring out. This sucks.
Guy 2: Grow some balls. This is only an Alaskan drizzle...wait til you see some real shit.
Guy 2: Grow some balls. This is only an Alaskan drizzle...wait til you see some real shit.
by hesb August 28, 2008
Simply where one takes a shit in a condom, ties it up, then put's the condom in the freezer until its rock hard then pulls it back out later for use of a dildo.
by anthony wells September 03, 2008
The two part act of (i) freezing a shit log in preparation for a night of anal sex, then (ii) while in the process of plowing a girl in the ass from behind, you pull your dick out and plow your icy log right up the girl's shit pipe. Extra points if you can manage to get a picture/video of the girl shitting out your shit. I don't mean to dookie on the previous definition, but it seems to resemble more the definition of a standard Hoover Maneuver.
Dude, why is one of your shit logs in the freezer? Oh, my bitch of a girlfriend is going to let me fuck her in the ass tonight, so I am going to stuff a frozen shit log up her ass and see how long it takes for her to notice she is being serviced by the Alaskan Snowplow.
by diaperbandit August 19, 2010
Dude 1: Yo dude I gave my bitch an ALASKAN PIPELINE last night.
Dude 2: No shit, how'd she take it?
Dude 1: I dont know, she never got it out.
Dude 2: No shit, how'd she take it?
Dude 1: I dont know, she never got it out.
by tbrmrg November 06, 2009