by Poundatron March 15, 2022
Get the Moriah Abrahammug. Abraham "Yeah, no, I know God said I have to sacrifice my son but some guy who was not God told me I didn't have to... So I didn't. And the crops just grew anyway. So, I guess he was right!"
Adam "So I CAN fuck my sister! And it's good!"
Abraham "I guess so... I mean, we can still do what God says in relationship to eat other... But we don't have to do it if the don't do what God says... Which we don't do... Because we don't have to... But their bad for not doing it so I can be bad too"
Adam "Umm... Yep. I mean, he said we can't have the Forbidden fruit but if we don't have to do what he says that I CAN fuck my sister right?"
Abraham "I mean, the guy said I didn't have to and I didn't so... Yeah, you can probably fuck your sister."
Adam "Hey dad, can this be my new sister? You know what, let's make a new rule where it's only OK to fuck if it's kind of your sister."
Abraham "I donno..."
Adam "Yeah! It's good! Because if THIS sister dies from child birth or something... I'm gonna need a new sister to fuck."
Adam "So I CAN fuck my sister! And it's good!"
Abraham "I guess so... I mean, we can still do what God says in relationship to eat other... But we don't have to do it if the don't do what God says... Which we don't do... Because we don't have to... But their bad for not doing it so I can be bad too"
Adam "Umm... Yep. I mean, he said we can't have the Forbidden fruit but if we don't have to do what he says that I CAN fuck my sister right?"
Abraham "I mean, the guy said I didn't have to and I didn't so... Yeah, you can probably fuck your sister."
Adam "Hey dad, can this be my new sister? You know what, let's make a new rule where it's only OK to fuck if it's kind of your sister."
Abraham "I donno..."
Adam "Yeah! It's good! Because if THIS sister dies from child birth or something... I'm gonna need a new sister to fuck."
by Hym Iam July 14, 2025
Get the Abrahammug. he's gay af
likes cockmeat sandwiches for breakfast lunch and dinner
and is always down for a good time
likes cockmeat sandwiches for breakfast lunch and dinner
and is always down for a good time
by knacutie123 June 03, 2018
Get the Nick Abrahammug. Abraham will be your favorite person you’ve ever met, he’s super sweet, funny, and he’s never boring. he’s attractive and addictive, once you fall for him, he’ll be the earth and heaven to you for the rest of the time you know him. he’s really dependent and needs someone to be there for him, don’t give up on him and always be ready to give him all your love. he really deserves it <3
by lalalallemon May 09, 2022
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