Arkansas Windmill

The act of having intercourse with a midget and you pick her up and twist her full body on your dick in a circular motion.

I gave that girl Wendy an Arkansas Windmill last night.

by PervertedPatrickStar69 January 21, 2024

Arkansas Transfer Portal

The person in the middle position of a three person threesome. To achieve the status of Lucky Pierre they must be both penetrated by the person behind them and penetrating the person in front of them simultaneously.

This is an exclusively homosexual act performed by three members of "team gay". A gay couple invite a third person ino the mix. One mans penis is larger than the other and gets all the attention, the small guy leaves.

New guy Draymon caught they eye of Treyvon, so invited him into the shower for a 3-way with Deyvon. Dey was lacking, Dray was packing and Trey wanted that meat-packing. Dey saw the writing on the wall, and left back-packing. It's your classic Arkansas Transfer Portal situation!

by PassedoutH2P February 1, 2024

Arkansas Pork Fist

To perform this maneuver, bring home a burly female in order best imitate the anatomy of a pig. During sex, place her in the doggy style position and lube up your dominant fist and forearm with lukewarm bacon grease. Place your clenched fist roughly 3 inches from her beaver, and, without warning, thrust your fist far inside her whilst yelling “WOO PIG SOOIE!” in true Arkansas fashion. Sit back and enjoy as she squeals like a pig!

I’d love to take that hog home and show her what a proper Arkansas Pork Fist is all about!

by DegenerateTool1234 November 15, 2023

Arkansas Dipper

This is when a man slides a cigar into a woman's vagina and then smokes the cigar.

He gave her an Arkansas Dipper in his home office and enjoyed the cigar with a fine whiskey.

by anthony1024 September 15, 2025

Arkansas shuffle

The act of deceiving another driver, by slowing down when approaching the other vehicle. Then waiving or even smiling at the other vehicle driver to make them assume you are giving them the right of way. Then BOOM, you speed off leaving them confused.

I'm going to let that nice old lady back out of her parking spot, WRONG.... you ain't getting in front of me gramps, you just tasted the Arkansas shuffle.

by Sgtbiddyboom June 30, 2023

Arkansas Shauntail

While fishing with your buddies, the act of removing your clothing and fingering your belly button while simultaneously jiggin or jerking your/their rod.

Poor Paul was never quite the same after he got one of them Arkansas Shauntails…

by hoosierdaddy3 November 18, 2021

Arkansas headlock

When a man wraps his legs around his partners head with his penis in his partners mouth

She said she gave a good blowjob, I asked her if she had ever had an Arkansas headlock.

by Skyclimber Knievel September 25, 2022