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Catheter Club

Prestigious drinking club of men who consume so much alcohol they wake up that night in the hospital to an RN Inserting a Catheter into the urethra of their penis.
Brock: Yo dude did you hear what happened to Bruno last night?
Brian: Yeah man, He got so trashed last night he kicked in his X's side mirrors and woke up screaming to a nurse putting a catheter into his dick head.
Brock: Finally we're not the only two out of our friends in the Catheter Club!
by CrazySteve49 February 21, 2013
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Literature Club

The totally normal club with cute girls that your childhood best friend bribes you to join with cupcakes. Makes your heartbeat go doki doki while writing fire poems.
Childhood bestfriend: Hey join the literature club
Main Character: No
CHBF: One of the members made cupcakes
MC: shit im in
by MKmac November 21, 2020
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The Lit Club

The Lit Club ( short for the Literature club ) is the one group of people you know that are the most ridiculous, abnormal and living memes in your school. EXTREMELY LOUD WHEREVER THEY ARE - and some o are extra and rather dramatic. Yet you can’t go a month without one person cough cough creating a huge arguement between the group. Apart from that, these people are the bestest of people to be around - a group of anime, meme and tumblr fanatics. You can always expect one person to have a extremely weird catchphrase ( that wasn’t very plus ultra of you, oop, curse you Perry the platypus etc. ) and the one who constantly rants about their problems. The things that go down on this group chat and friend group are ridiculous. In all shape or form, expect these people to usually do incredibly stupid things - but at the end of the day these people are the most fun to be around.

Oh and most of them are gay
Thoss people are really weird and loud, they must be the lit club.
by Hellopersonreadingthis February 16, 2019
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club on smash

Other syn. "Having the club on smash" (origin) Atlanta based origin.

(1.)Meaning to turn up violently at the club.

(2.)Showing off to fellow peers in a club setting with expensive alcohols and lewd and scantly clad women.

(3.) feeling of euphoria for you and those accompanying you followed by a false sense of ownership of the venue.
"Aye we finna go beast mode kemosabe, y'all ready know I got the club on smash."

(Excerpt from "Honest- Future.")

"We got the club on smash..."
by Low Key Rob Harper Jr. January 9, 2014
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WRQTFX Club

Some crazy club at high schools that has way to0 many letters abbreviated so it's like impossible to know what they are. How the hell is anyone going to memorize some club name like 4 letters long?? what the hell is that club even about. what eve, bra ski.
Charles: Yo Zach. wanna join my club?
Zach: HELL Nah, what the hell is it,
C: i don't know, like lacrosse or curling or some shit like that
Z: what the hell does WRQTFX club even mean?
C: Bitch, niggard!
by *Allah*bro December 2, 2010
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Club Libs

"the library"; A pseudonym for the library; usually used so that someone doesn't feel "nerdy" for being at the library when everyone else is out; Not necessarily expected to be a cover, but is more used for comedy for someone to poke fun at themselves.
Person A: What were you up to Saturday Night?
Person B: Club Libs, haha.
by bigsis1982 February 28, 2010
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Orange Club

Omfg! Have you heard Orange Club latest EP?! It's fricking awesome!!!
by Mazmagard November 4, 2007
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