failure

nichoals blais

i am the definition of failure

by braken1234567890987654321 June 1, 2018

Bladder Failure

Bladder failure refers to the act of being unable to hold your pee and releasing urine into your underwear or pants or possibly your sheets.

Was driving home and i really had to go. had a Bladder Failure in the car. so embarrassing

by The Bladder Master July 21, 2019

Failure

Lots of people say they are failures, but you are the only one who actually is.

You: I've done nothing with my life. I'm a failure.

by XxHipxX December 9, 2019

failure

you.

1. your parents: you are a failure
2. a cook on great british bake off: that vanilla cake with speculoos caramel frosted icing was a fucking failure
3. oh I also forgot, everyone in the whole world: you are failure

by JOE_DAD December 11, 2019

e-mail failure

when you type someone’s name wrong in an email but the government knows who you were trying to contact and contacts them through esp anyways.

The e-mail failure had someone thinking about the sender during the day.

by Coop Dupe December 12, 2019

failure

you

you are a failure!

by idontwanttostudyanymore December 17, 2019

Failure

What i'll always be to my dad

Dad: you're such a failure
Son:But I'm trying my best!
Dad you're out of the family
Son:bu-
Dad:GO

by Whitboi April 24, 2019